He looks like he has his sun glasses on upside down and is eating a pudding cup! Hoo boy… that’s what I call sexy! :puke:
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Flash Gordon
Woody Harrelson preparing to hit on a zillagirl.
“You could see him arrive
Every mornin’ at the mine
He stood seven foot five
And weighed three-eighty-nine
Sorta broad at the shoulders
And narrow at the hip,
And ever’body knowed
You didn’t give no shit to
Big John. Big Bad John.
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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Brooklyn R.
Leanin’ back, all cool. I wish my douchebaggary skills were up to par so I could stand next to him and make a douchewich! 😎 — 😎
That’s not rail travel. IT’S A BUS! Real classy like!
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DaPopster
If this guy is trolling for poon, all he’s gonna come home with is Mary Palm, “cause the 5 sisters, as with all other fenales, will get turned off by his “cool hipness” ………………. :puke:
You know Dave, you should use moderation when using moderation…
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I don’t like this one. 😛 Really.
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cornbot
[quote comment=”559240″]Now, now, now. I think him and the NOT a Zilla Girl would make a splendid couple. Oh the humanity! Think of the children![/quote]
God forbid either one be allowed to reproduce. I don’t dare think of the children, my mind cannot grasp such a concept 😈
the dunkof needs to choke on his yogurt and go sit with his wife who is cheating on him with the UPS guy cause he’s always :limp: when the time is right makes me wana :puke: i feel so bad for his wife
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junkman
is that the outline of a vagina in his pants? :geek:
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Bec
I hope they hit a sharp left and the douchebag gets a face full of a 50 lb. bag sliding off the carry on shelf…oh, and then his to-go pudding cup gets all over his pants and he truly looks like the bag he is! lol
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19 responses to “Definition of a Douchebag”
He looks like he has his sun glasses on upside down and is eating a pudding cup! Hoo boy… that’s what I call sexy! :puke:
Woody Harrelson preparing to hit on a zillagirl.
“You could see him arrive
Every mornin’ at the mine
He stood seven foot five
And weighed three-eighty-nine
Sorta broad at the shoulders
And narrow at the hip,
And ever’body knowed
You didn’t give no shit to
Big John. Big Bad John.
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Leanin’ back, all cool. I wish my douchebaggary skills were up to par so I could stand next to him and make a douchewich! 😎 — 😎
Ah the joys of long distance rail travel!
“Hey baby, I see you sleeping there. Want some of my yogurt?” :wang: 😎
That’s not rail travel. IT’S A BUS! Real classy like!
If this guy is trolling for poon, all he’s gonna come home with is Mary Palm, “cause the 5 sisters, as with all other fenales, will get turned off by his “cool hipness” ………………. :puke:
Now that’s sexy with a capital :puke:
Now, now, now. I think him and the NOT a Zilla Girl would make a splendid couple. Oh the humanity! Think of the children!
This guy obviously has natural sleep inducing capabilities… just think of the money you’d save on Ambien.
I’m in moderation AGAIN!
You know Dave, you should use moderation when using moderation…
All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back.
I don’t like this one. 😛 Really.
[quote comment=”559240″]Now, now, now. I think him and the NOT a Zilla Girl would make a splendid couple. Oh the humanity! Think of the children![/quote]
God forbid either one be allowed to reproduce. I don’t dare think of the children, my mind cannot grasp such a concept 😈
the dunkof needs to choke on his yogurt and go sit with his wife who is cheating on him with the UPS guy cause he’s always :limp: when the time is right makes me wana :puke: i feel so bad for his wife
is that the outline of a vagina in his pants? :geek:
I hope they hit a sharp left and the douchebag gets a face full of a 50 lb. bag sliding off the carry on shelf…oh, and then his to-go pudding cup gets all over his pants and he truly looks like the bag he is! lol
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[quote comment=”561402″]is that the outline of a vagina in his pants? :geek:[/quote]
Ewww junkman, you made me look… sometimes close scrutiny can be a bad thing. 😯
Betya $20 that he’s a science student (see Link of the Day)
The difference between the douchebag and what he’s eating?
You might find a a tiny bit of culture in the yogurt.
Michael Anthony Hall from 16 Candles grows up.