Category: Observations

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Freak No. 1: I heared about the China folks making all the t-shirts in China for the US of A. Freak No. 2: What? Freak No. 1: I said I was listening to NPR. They had this thing about China. They make all the t-shirts for th’ US of A now. All of em. Freak…

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If I had a pet snail, I would feed him Chiclets. His name would be Stumpy McSpeedybottom. Unless it was a girl snail. Then I would name her Ben. He would wake me up every day at 6am for his morning crawl. We would read the newspaper together and I would wipe the slime from…