Category: Observations
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More Terrifying Dance Moves from the ’70s
I should make this a regular Friday feature. I’ve found dozens of these.
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People Who Need to Go Far, Far Away
People who hit their brakes inexplicably when nothing is in front of them and they aren’t speeding. People who use douchebag words like ‘braggadocious’ and ‘YOLO’ in everyday speech. The inventors of Powerpoint, Jeggings, Crocs and UGGs. The creators of ‘Call of the Wildman’, ‘Hillbilly Handfishing’ and other white trash train wrecks. Professionals who say,…
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Musica ecuatoriana
I can’t figure out if these girls have awesome glasses or super heroine masks on. Either way, the choreography is … interesting.
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Dream soundtracks, take one
Do you ever have soundtracks in your dreams? I have one every damn night. The worst part of is, it tends not to be music I like, but in my dreams, it loops continuously throughout the night. Scientists say our brains are just working out things we encountered that day. I don’t buy it. Some…
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We can do all thongs through Christ
Longtime reader Bobby Peru, (and by longtime, I mean 14 years) pointed me to a fun tool for searching Facebook status messages, called OpenBook. While this is amusing enough, Peru went one further. He said that lots of folks make typos in their statuses (we’ve noticed!) and that by searching for the wrong word on…
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Why God, why?
I just read that UGGs is making thongs. I sincerely hope by that, they mean the Australian word for sandals and not oversized, sheepskin g-strings.
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If Corporations Formed Bands
Supplies Are Limited The Low Hanging Fruit First Mover Advantages Out of Pocket and the Expenses Touch Bases Win Win and the Situations The Pro-Actives The Mission Criticals Thinking Outside and the Boxes The Core Competencies More Bang and the Bucks The Bean Counters The Wow Factors Turn Key and the Solutions The Halo Effects…
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19 Things You Never Want to Hear Senior Citizens Say
“You go girl!” “Are you a natural blonde?” “I’m not wearing underwear.” “That’s the last time I have unprotected sex with a grizzly bear.” “Two grannies. One cup. Just imagine.” “Nearer to the grave is what you’ll crave.” “Like the grey? The carpets match the drapes, you know.” “Let’s pump this jam!” “I’ll even take…
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Iron Crocodile
Now I know what to dress my croc up as for Halloween. And I was sure I would have to go the pirate route again.
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