Musica ecuatoriana
I can't figure out if these girls have awesome glasses or super heroine masks on. Either way, the choreography is … interesting.
Dream soundtracks, take one
Do you ever have soundtracks in your dreams? I have one every damn night. The worst part of is, it tends not to be music I like, but in my dreams, it loops continuously throughout the night. Scientists say our brains are just working out things we encountered that day. I don't buy it. Some of the music that pops up in my dreams I haven't heard in years. I made an effort to write down every dream soundtrack of 2011. January 1: The Green Manalishi. Not the brilliant Judas Priest cover version. The intolerable Fleetwood Mac version. January 2:…
We can do all thongs through Christ
Longtime reader Bobby Peru, (and by longtime, I mean 14 years) pointed me to a fun tool for searching Facebook status messages, called OpenBook. While this is amusing enough, Peru went one further. He said that lots of folks make typos in their statuses (we've noticed!) and that by searching for the wrong word on OpenBook, you'll get some hilarious results. Below are the search results for people who meant to type "things" and instead typed "thongs". (For my Aussie readers, thongs should be taken to mean g-strings or tangas, but not sandals). Hilarity ensues. Click each icon for the…
Why God, why?
I just read that UGGs is making thongs. I sincerely hope by that, they mean the Australian word for sandals and not oversized, sheepskin g-strings.
If Corporations Formed Bands
Supplies Are Limited The Low Hanging Fruit First Mover Advantages Out of Pocket and the Expenses Touch Bases Win Win and the Situations The Pro-Actives The Mission Criticals Thinking Outside and the Boxes The Core Competencies More Bang and the Bucks The Bean Counters The Wow Factors Turn Key and the Solutions The Halo Effects The Stress Puppies Seagull Management Dog and the Pony Show The 11th Hour 86'd The Old Boys' Club The Scope Creeps The Human Capitals Ego Surfers The Mighty Blame Stormers What bands did you think of? BTW, this post was written at 30,000 feet, flying…
19 Things You Never Want to Hear Senior Citizens Say
"You go girl!" "Are you a natural blonde?" "I'm not wearing underwear." "That's the last time I have unprotected sex with a grizzly bear." "Two grannies. One cup. Just imagine." "Nearer to the grave is what you'll crave." "Like the grey? The carpets match the drapes, you know." "Let's pump this jam!" "I'll even take my teeth out." "Ever done it bent over a walker?" "Perry Como Madourravit" "Up for some Hanna Montana cosplay?" "Ya wanna see a real lady gaga, sonny?" "Loose dentures. The baseball mitt is for the sneezing." "Chillax!" "So for you, how many cats is too…
Iron Crocodile
Now I know what to dress my croc up as for Halloween. And I was sure I would have to go the pirate route again.
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