Friday Question #10
Have you ever talked to someone whose gender you could not identify, even after a lengthy conversation?
Physical Benefits of Jobs I’ve Held
Also known as “Why I hate 4AM” Paperboy: Over-developed left shoulder, crooked spine, ink-stained fingers, anxiety from waking up at 4AM to deliver papers Tropical Fish Store Clerk: Over-developed shoulders from carrying water buckets, wrinkled fingertips, permanently soaked Adidas, anxiety from staying up till 4AM checking pH levels of marine tanks Waiter: Over-developed left shoulder and strong wrists (from carrying trays), sore feet, grimace from holding back laughter when Midwesterners mispronounced common European dishes, anxiety from staying up till 4AM with side-work Punk Band Roadie: Ability to yell “Check, two, two” into mics at earsplitting levels, smokey hair, inhuman Guinness…
TOASTER FAIL
I was all excited to have this multigrain bread till I realized it was 3" wider than the toaster slots. Epic fail.
Friday Question #9
Do you have a friend like this?
When this van’s a rockin’
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Death works at Q’Doba
I don’t normally blog about consumer experiences. I did once before I got popular as a blogger, but *sniff* I was young and needed the money. Today however, I had a consumer experience so annoying I feel compelled to share with you. I went to Q’Doba for lunch, a place I go to probably once a week out of convenience, and because I like their vegetarian nachos. There is a Q’Doba near where I live; it’s in downtown Royal Oak, so it’s always busy, but it’s super quick to get in and out of. Then there’s the restaurant by my…
Eye bleach required, No. 2
Seriously. This is easily as bad as the male equivalent.
Friday Question #8
What's the worst thing you've been given to eat at work?
Annoying!
I have soundtracks in my dreams. If they were cool bands, like Aphex Twin, The Bravery or Fleet Foxes, I could deal. But they aren't. They're generally annoying songs that end up being stuck in my head all the next day. Last night was tolerable (Mott the Hoople's All the Young Dudes), but it will not leave my head. Worst of all, it's the same line that keeps repeating. Here is my plea to you, dear readers. Tell me a better song so I can erase it from memory. Thank you and bless you.
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