Month: September 2009

Is it deer season already?

Image via Mandy L.
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How to read a real estate ad

Baroque = Broken Casual Living = Your neighbors have a refrigerator on their front lawn Charming = Corners don’t line up. Sagging porch. Country Living = Your street will never see a snow plow. Cozy = Cramped Diverse Wildlife = Raccoons will raid your garbage. Bats will roost in your attic. Coyotes will eat your […]
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Caption Time #293
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Zap! You’re pregnant
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Caption Time #294

Apparently it’s gross out day on Davezilla. The photo, link and video are all going to make you queasy.
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More People We Dislike #24

Brake tappers. Coffee drinkers who put perform an ongoing series of sugar modifications to their drinks, as if testing them for glucose tolerance. Couples in matching sweaters. Joggers who actually just walk, but pretend to run as soon as another pedestrian approaches, then promptly resume trudging along as soon as they pass them. Customers in […]
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So that’s how you do it
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Sex on a Hot Tin Roof

I used to have a cat named Sex. I didn’t name it. My roommate Chris H. had the honors. He was inspired by a mutual friend, Kevin F. who had cats named Gravity and Reality. Chris’ rationale was it would be hilarious to yell “SEEEEEEEEX! Here Sex! Come on, pussy,” across the neighborhood. Consequently we […]
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