Year: 2007

  • Fake foods that should not be

    Spray Cheese Canned Sausage. The power of Christ compels you! Boxed Wine. Wrong, wrong wrong. Squeeze Mayo and Margarine Spray Cooking Oils Goober Tofurkey Mac & Cheese Loaf. Makes the Baby Jesus cry. Instant Mashed Potatoes. Come on. How lazy can you be? What fake foods freak you out? Guest author: Natalie viagra free viagra…

  • Notes to Self: No. 6,304

    The next time you spill coffee on your expensive Irish cableknit sweater, do not use a red Christmas nakpin to mop it up. Now it has a permanent, red smear covering the permanent, brown coffee stain.

  • “Don’t make me go Aunt Jemima on yo’ ass!”

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  • More people we dislike #14a

    Women in front of me at the airport Xray who wear knee-high lace-up boots People who try to parallel park while on the cell phone The coworker who ate the last bagel before I got one People who suck at life

  • No regrets

    Photo via Teri A. Meme Alert I have been tagged by the extremely talented Rogers Cadenhead to provide you all with Five Things You Don’t Know About Me. OK then. I once owned a cat named Sex. I had a lot of fun yelling for him to come in. I have dyed my hair red,…

  • Complete this Sentence, #34

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  • Please solve a debate

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  • 2007 New Years Resolutions

    Longtime readers of this site will know that I always post my resolutions and that I try to only make resolutions I know I can keep. Such as not reverting to cannibalism. I’d love to hear yours. I resolve to freely give the finger to clowns, mimes and Hummer drivers I resolve to openly point…