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Fake foods that should not be

By Natalie 09 January, 2007Observations63 Comments

Spray Cheese Canned Sausage. The power of Christ compels you! Boxed Wine. Wrong, wrong wrong. Squeeze Mayo and Margarine Spray Cooking Oils Goober Tofurkey Mac & Cheese Loaf. Makes the Baby Jesus cry. Instant Mashed Potatoes. Come on. How lazy can you be? What fake foods freak you out? Guest author: Natalieviagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra…

Notes to Self: No. 6,304

By Davezilla 08 January, 2007Observations28 Comments

The next time you spill coffee on your expensive Irish cableknit sweater, do not use a red Christmas nakpin to mop it up. Now it has a permanent, red smear covering the permanent, brown coffee stain.

“Don’t make me go Aunt Jemima on yo’ ass!”

By Davezilla 07 January, 2007Uncategorized15 Comments

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More people we dislike #14a

By Davezilla 05 January, 2007Observations56 Comments

Women in front of me at the airport Xray who wear knee-high lace-up boots People who try to parallel park while on the cell phone The coworker who ate the last bagel before I got one People who suck at life

No regrets

By Davezilla 04 January, 2007Uncategorized54 Comments

Photo via Teri A. Meme Alert I have been tagged by the extremely talented Rogers Cadenhead to provide you all with Five Things You Don't Know About Me. OK then. I once owned a cat named Sex. I had a lot of fun yelling for him to come in. I have dyed my hair red, purple, green, blue, black, orange, pink, silver and white, but never yellow I got out of gym class once because I was stung by a lionfish, which I owned. I can imitate squirrel calls well enough to confuse the hell out of them. I have…

Complete this Sentence, #34

By Davezilla 03 January, 2007Observations34 Comments

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By Davezilla 02 January, 2007Uncategorized46 Comments

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2007 New Years Resolutions

By Davezilla 01 January, 2007Observations46 Comments

Longtime readers of this site will know that I always post my resolutions and that I try to only make resolutions I know I can keep. Such as not reverting to cannibalism. I'd love to hear yours. I resolve to freely give the finger to clowns, mimes and Hummer drivers I resolve to openly point out those who still wear miniskirts with Uggs or prison pants I resolve that I will never hunt down and/or kill a coworker I resolve to never appear on an episode of COPS I resolve to have ten fingers all year I resolve to have…