Month: January 2006
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Blockbuster Night
Tonight I went to see if Blockbuster Video on the off-chance had a used DVD of the recently released Serenity. They were sold out, but I was treated to a show nonetheless. As I was perusing the Pre-Viewed DVD aisle, I heard what sounded like a dinosaur throwing up. I turned the corner and saw…
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Things to avoid saying on a first date
“Look! I Photoshopped what our future kids will look like.” “Is it OK if my little brother films us?” “Even if you don’t put out, I’m telling everyone you did.” “You’d better chew on this wolfbane, and here, tie this pelt about your loins. It’s … just a precaution.” “Ever done it with a real…
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Complete this Sentence, #29
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More people we dislike #5: Music Video Directors
A special breed of artist, the music video director fancies himself one day a real film director. This of course, will never happen unless someone writes a movie about a ratty-looking guitarist breaking up with his supermodel girlfriend in the desert, while chicas in matching thongs choreograph the breakup in a New York City back…
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Note to Self
Trader Joe’s vegetarian burritos are combustible and may explode upon contact with fork.
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New look
I guess I never did get around to updating this site’s appearance last year. There are of course, a few bugs, missing features and visual tweaks still. Safari is not displaying the comment editing buttons, but you can tell what they are by hovering your mouse over them. More new features to come over the…
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Caption Time #87
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