Month: January 2006

In the vein of Chuck Norris Facts, I bring you Angelina Jolie Facts After consumation of the sex act, Angelina devours her mates. Angelina Jolie's doctor takes her temperature with…

I have a life I like having a live girlfriend. I have enough problems of my own without worrying about an imaginary person's problems as well My health care plan…

As if it wasn't weird enough that scientists have been producing goats that give spider silk from their udders. Minnie and Nichole alerted me to two different articles on glow-in-the-dark…

I have never pushed a hamster down a flight of stairs When people tell me they want to "think out of the box", I want to seal them in an…

My fingers are paralyzed and will never type again My eyelids are magnetized to each other I have not only read the same sentence eight times and still have no…