Year: 2005

Place cat on sunny spot near a window Focus camera Move cat back onto sunny spot near window Focus camera Look for cat under sofa Call for cat Get out can opener Put cat back on sunny spot Focus camera Marvel at beauty of cat Praise cat for sitting so still Take photo Look at…

Brock: “On today’s headlines, why opening your front door could be hazardous to your health.” Michelle: “Also on today’s headlines, you may be harboring a menace in your refrigerator and not even know it. Hear about dangers to your children that are lurking in your kitchen.” Brock: “But first, a look at this morning’s waking-up…

She counts the number of syllables you say in each sentence and informs you. She sits down to watch the Disney Channel with your parents. In the nude. She believes Jack Chick tracts to be very real and accurate. She wears sweatsocks under her nylons. Her armpit hair is corn-rowed. Your friends tell you that…