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Caption Time #44

By Davezilla 19 March, 2005Caption Time15 Comments

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Victoria’s Secret Holding Tank for Men

By Davezilla 18 March, 2005Observations27 Comments

When men take women to shop for lingerie, there's one small problem. While you're off in your cramped changing room, slipping into your flimsy underthings, we have to stay outside and look natural. As any man can attest to, this is no small feat. Try putting your hands in your front pockets in a crowded Victoria's Secret sometime and see what kind of looks you get from other women. And security. I myself would not mind waiting, if it were not for this temporary discomfiture. However, knowing I may soon be seeing my lovely woman in less fabric than it…

Ring their doorbell and run

By Davezilla 16 March, 2005Uncategorized25 Comments

Note to Self: 5,201

By Davezilla 15 March, 2005Observations19 Comments

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Caption Time #43

By Davezilla 14 March, 2005Caption Time31 Comments

There is a God

By Davezilla 13 March, 2005Uncategorized31 Comments

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Let the punishment fit the crime

By Davezilla 12 March, 2005Observations16 Comments

Carrot Top Carrot Top must be punished for being the least amusing comedian since Sheckie Green. His punishment will be to be buried alive with only his hair showing. Michael Jackson For years of being a spoiled, freakish, child-poking medical oddity, he must be surgically dismantled and melted down into candle wax. The candles will be sold to the Church of Satan. Cathy Guisewite For producing the worst comic about failed relationships in the history of newspapers, the Cathy creator will be forced to be a marriage counselor in the Darfur region of the Sudan. Mel Gibson As Mel feels…

Etiquette quiz

By Davezilla 11 March, 2005Observations17 Comments

You're dining alone, but you have multiple personalities. Is it proper to request separate checks? You're performing an exorcism on your significant other's mother. Is it socially acceptable to tie her down and gag her with duct tape? Your cable repairman has severe plumber's crack going on and a receipt is wedged in said crack. Do you: a) Remove it quickly and then burn your hands? b) Pretend to ignore it, while stifling church giggles? or c) Take pictures and post them on Davezilla? Your boss's combover is flipping in the wind during a company picnic. Is it acceptable to…

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By Davezilla 10 March, 2005Uncategorized23 Comments

“Mom? Grandpa’s scaring me again!”

By Davezilla 09 March, 2005Uncategorized29 Comments

Sighâ€¦

By Davezilla 08 March, 2005Observations15 Comments

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Hold the gravy

By Davezilla 07 March, 2005Original Humor32 Comments

I went to the cinema on Saturday and were perplexed by some of the foods sold in the Toronto concessions of late. Burger King? Taco Bell? Pizza? A bit messy in a theatre seat, don't you think? Here are some other foods I hope will never be sold at the movies: Rice Krispies Floating Sushi Bar Whole Main Lobster Flaming Cheese (Opa!) Spaghetti and Meatballs Durian Noodle Soup Side of Beef Beer Bong Open Salad Bar Raw Oysters Absinthe Spicy Buffalo Wings Fondue Dim Sum Sloppy Joes Watermelon 20lb. Turkey Dinner with all the fixin's Anything with Gravy Peas