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Death of Pooh, Part I

By Davezilla 05 June, 2005Uncategorized29 Comments

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The Devil’s Themepark

By Davezilla 04 June, 2005Uncategorized16 Comments

Destroy the ark!

By Davezilla 03 June, 2005Uncategorized8 Comments

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By Davezilla 02 June, 2005Observations37 Comments

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Rather unlikely ways to die

By Davezilla 01 June, 2005Observations13 Comments

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By Davezilla 31 May, 2005Caption Time21 Comments

Risky things to bring on a first date

By Davezilla 30 May, 2005Observations23 Comments

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Jesus was a zombie

By Davezilla 25 May, 2005Uncategorized16 Comments

Overheard: Iraqi doctor edition

By Davezilla 24 May, 2005Observations12 Comments

Two men at Starbucks are discussing the Iraq war behind me. One is blaming Iraqi doctors for all of the suicide bombings. My ears prick up as this is an angle I had not heard on the news. Man 2: "Where did you get that information? I've never heard anything about doctors being involved!" Man 1: "I hear about it every time there's a bombing. Where have you been?" Man 2: "Doctors. Iraqi ones?" Man 1: "Yup." Man 2: "Whatâ€¦ are the supplying the suicide bombers?" Man 1: "No, they are the bombers. They're all doctors." [ Now at this…

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By Davezilla 23 May, 2005Caption Time24 Comments

Note to Self, No. 5,599

By Davezilla 22 May, 2005Observations12 Comments

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By Davezilla 21 May, 2005Uncategorized11 Comments

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