Note to self: 5,023

10 October, 2004Posted inObservations13 Comments
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09 October, 2004Posted inObservations17 Comments
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08 October, 2004Posted inObservations33 Comments
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06 October, 2004Posted inCaption Time33 Comments
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05 October, 2004Posted inObservations16 Comments
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05 October, 2004Posted inObservations29 Comments
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Note to self: 5,017

04 October, 2004Posted inObservations16 Comments
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03 October, 2004Posted inUncategorized22 Comments
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People we can safely dislike #3

02 October, 2004Posted inObservations14 Comments
People who see every natural disaster or world event as somehow intimately tied to themselves, and view their existence as the cause. You’re waiting in a huge line at an over-priced coffee chain. The person in front of you has spent the entire time complaining about how ridiculous the line is and how long everyone is taking to order. It’s finally that person’s turn. Like a deer in the headlights, they suddenly have no idea what they want and need to have each item described in detail. Twice. The guy who always has a story one better than you. No…

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01 October, 2004Posted inCaption Time27 Comments
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