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My money’s on the bird

By Davezilla 13 August, 2004Uncategorized18 Comments

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Notes to self: 4,705-4,709

By Davezilla 12 August, 2004Observations25 Comments

Do not rub eyes after using the kitchen sponge. Do not look at the hot secretary while walking towards the heavy glass door. Check your zipper before meeting new clients. :oops: No matter how tempting or funny it seems, do not put tortilla chips on the cats' heads. They will wait until lights out and retaliate. Never trust a woman who wears enough mascara to scare a raccoon. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects…

Blame it on Rhea

By Davezilla 11 August, 2004Observations28 Comments

Overheard: Victoria’s Secret Edition

By Davezilla 10 August, 2004Observations41 Comments

I went to Victoria's Secret with my friend Lisa on Saturday. Long story. Cut to the chase. VS is a pretty good place to hear some interesting conversations. Mother: I can't believe you wore that yellow skirt to the mall. [Daughter is around 15 and wearing a thin yellow mini] I can see your thong right through it. How embarassing. Daughter: … Mother: You know, you don't have to wear anything under it. Overweight wife: [points to a beautiful corset] Oh, isn't that beautiful? I wish I were thin. I would totally wear that. Overweight husband: Oh, but you are…

Thinking outloud

By Davezilla 09 August, 2004Observations31 Comments

Do you think there are any hot babes along the International Date Line? Is it possible to truly have civil disobedience? I buy plenty of finger food, but my hands just never seem hungry. Tuber is one of the silliest words in the English language. Say it outloud about ten or eleven times and you'll agree with me. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal…

You get what you pay for

By Davezilla 08 August, 2004Uncategorized28 Comments

“No, George! That’s not what I meant…”

By Davezilla 07 August, 2004Observations21 Comments

The gynaecology has a facelift

By Davezilla 06 August, 2004Uncategorized18 Comments

Caption time #12

By Davezilla 05 August, 2004Uncategorized29 Comments

Satan in ’04

By Davezilla 04 August, 2004Uncategorized20 Comments

A vote for Bush or Kerry is a vote for Satan. Come on, America! Get out there in November and help the Skull and Bones Boys keep the Prince of Darkness in office.viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra online free viagra without prescription viagra attorneys free viagra samples before buying buy generic viagra cheap viagra…

Nice seat

By Davezilla 03 August, 2004Uncategorized18 Comments

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Have a drink on me

By Davezilla 02 August, 2004Observations16 Comments

The next time you're at a drinking establishment and are being served by someone who is obviously new to the job, have a little fun with your order by asking for drinks that sound real, but aren't. Rum and E. coli Toejito Muddy Mary Rhubarb Margarita Dead Russian Boilmaker Mold Fashioned Phillips Head Screwdriver PiÃ±ata Colada Sects on the beach Chocolate Laxative Martini Tapioca Sunrise Slippery IUD Gin and Toxic Manshattan Long Island Iced Pee Cosmopoxitan Vodka and Demonade Slutty Irishman Cobra Libre Jello Salad Shooters Whiskey Sourpuss Beer and Snots Fake Orgasm With help from the lovely Natalie.viagra free…