VP Debate Drinking Rules

Tonight is the debate between Vice Presidential nominees, Sarah Palin (R) and Joe Biden (D). It promises to be a bloodbath. Let’s all establish some drinking rules. Please add any I’ve missed:

  1. Debate Drinking Rule #1: 1 beer every time they interrupt each other.
  2. Debate Drinking Rule #2: 1 beer every time she mentions hockey, lipstick or pitbulls
  3. Debate Drinking Rule #3: 1 beer every time Biden’s eyebrows grow exponentially wider
  4. Debate Drinking Rule #4: 1 beer every time Biden accuses Palin of smoking crack
  5. Debate Drinking Rule #5: 3 beers every time McCain butts in and answers for Palin
  6. Debate Drinking Rule #6: 1 beer every time Palin highsticks Biden
  7. Debate Drinking Rule #7: 1 beer every time Palin screws up geography
  8. Debate Drinking Rule #8: 1 beer every time Biden mentions dangerous foreign nations he’s barely been to
  9. Debate Drinking Rule #9: 1 beer every time Palin says, “Ya know,” (via Vanderwal)
  10. What drinking rules would you add?

Update: I am thankful I did not make rules for “Energy-producing state” or “Gee” or I would be dead from alcohol poisoning.