Worst things about dating a Werewolf

1. Zinta

   13 September, 2006, 12:35 am

   Think of the hair left in the shower… or in the bed… or on the carpet… jeez

   The good side is that when a burglar breaks in… Dinner is served!

   One word… FLEAS.

2. Lisa

   13 September, 2006, 3:39 am

   1) Having them tree your cat.
   2) Having them chew up your new shoes.
   3) Not being able to take them to the grocery store because all they want to do is hang out in the Meat Isle.
   Fun things about Dating a werewolf…
   1) Having them tree your neighbor.
   2) Having them chew your old shoes (any excuse to buy more will do).
   3) Taking them to Pet Smart and turning them loose.

3. Lung the Younger

   13 September, 2006, 7:06 am

   – Having to explain to your Mom that – No a lycanthrope is nothing like a scientologist.
   – Taking the concept of ‘morning breath’ to a whole new level.
   – Canine under bite kills any desire for wild passionate kissing.
   – Having to throw out all the family silver.
   – Tends to drive with his head stuck out the side window.
   – Can never wear a tuxedo again – not after that tail-chasing incident at the ambassador’s ball.

4. bhamm

   13 September, 2006, 7:38 am

   – Constantly avoiding angry mobs carrying pitchforks
   – You ever try to housebreak a werewolf?
   – All of his friends either want to drink blood, curse the living, or return to the swamp from which they came.

5. Natalie

   13 September, 2006, 7:46 am

   As opposed to dating a vampire, which just sucks.

6. mikeB

   13 September, 2006, 8:04 am

   [Comment ID #75977 will be quoted here]

   Bloody clever, Natalie! 😈

7. Spud

   13 September, 2006, 8:42 am

   One word – Drool

   Yes, Drool, this will be the biggest drawback to your significant other being of the werewolf persausion.

   :geek:

8. Lisa

   13 September, 2006, 8:46 am

   Tail wagging everytime he sees a pretty girl.

9. Meagan

   13 September, 2006, 9:17 am

   He always wants to do it “doggy style.”
   One love bite from him and you turn into a werewolf too.
   He’s hairier than Robin Williams.

10. junkman

    13 September, 2006, 10:02 am

    given the day, i refuse to believe that there could be such a thing as a werewolf. tommorrow or yesterday i might have responded.

11. Infernos

    13 September, 2006, 11:19 am

    Hairballs

12. Drusky

    13 September, 2006, 8:14 pm

    No longer being able to keep Coors Silver Bullet in your fridge…
    [Comment ID #75975 will be quoted here]
    Tom Cruise is so going to kick your ass for that…

    😈 😆

13. evilmister

    13 September, 2006, 10:31 pm

    trying to explain to your loved one that flea and tick powder IS NOT an aphrodisiac
    the whole penis disappearing trick (if you’re into fellas) :limp: :limp:
    not being able to keep any roses in the house (hoo haaa check your shelley!)
    MAJOR dentist bills

14. mikeB

    13 September, 2006, 10:42 pm

    Rabies shots after oral.

15. Lisa

    14 September, 2006, 12:05 am

    Tom Cruise kicking someone’s ass? More like he’ll jump on their couch. Of course then, afterwards, the mothership will beam him right up.

16. charlie

    14 September, 2006, 2:08 pm

    Trying to break them of ‘marking their territory’ in the house (or anywhere else, for that matter).

17. Patrick

    14 September, 2006, 2:34 pm

    Hickies, dude. Serious hickies. As in, “where the fuck did half my neck go?”

18. griz

    14 September, 2006, 10:09 pm

    The howling during sex will get you booted out of the condo for sure.

19. Penguin Pete

    14 September, 2006, 11:35 pm

    the whole penis disappearing trick (if you’re into fellas)

    Hey! Wait a minute! I have never seen a female werewolf in fiction – they’re always male! What gives?

20. Brent

    15 September, 2006, 2:46 am

    “lycanthrope”, I can’t tell you how long it’s been since I’ve heard that word used in normal conversation.

21. Brent

    15 September, 2006, 2:47 am

    P.S., Penguin, I know of one for sure in clevland.

22. rozelle ashmore

    17 September, 2006, 10:50 pm

    dingleberries

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