Worst ringtones ever

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53 responses to “Worst ringtones ever”

1. 

   21 December, 2007

   Bear

   The Standard Nokia ring tone…got to be the most anoying sound ever

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   21 December, 2007

   Suzi

   Toddler grocery store tantrum?

   I think I’d actually like hyenas fighting over bones.

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   21 December, 2007

   Pablo

   Bodily emmissions:
   Farting
   Belching
   Crapping
   Any combination of said emmissions i.e. Sharting

   Mother In-Law’s voice
   Chris Tucker
   Pig Squealing
   (could all be the same, technically ?)

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   21 December, 2007

   Faith

   Aside from the aforementioned Nokia default, there’s the Nextel sound. Horrid.

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5. 

   21 December, 2007

   Marcus

   Worse than a fart the wet fart. Also anything with Bitchy Spears. Had a rooster ring tone once. I used it to piss off a couple roosters. They kept looking for the other rooster, but just found me.

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6. 

   21 December, 2007

   Penguin Pete

   The sound of some guy taking a big old manly piss in a deep toilet with great acoustic resonance.

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7. 

   21 December, 2007

   Alex Ballew

   Any song by Britney spears.

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8. 

   21 December, 2007

   Mjaz

   A sitcom laugh track
   Air raid signal

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9. 

   21 December, 2007

   Mjaz

   strange.. hey Dave – the line break function is acting weird on your site.

   My post was supposed to be:

   A sitcom laugh track Air raid signal.

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10. 

    21 December, 2007

    Mjaz

    OK Dave.. is it April fools day?

    1) A sitcom Laugh track

    2) Air Raid signal

    And, it’s not even funny anymore 🙁

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11. 

    21 December, 2007

    pam58pam

    Hilary Clinton’s laugh uuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh ❓

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12. 

    21 December, 2007

    Bigwavdave

    I got nuthin’ for ya’ – Head back to camp.

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13. 

    21 December, 2007

    Nik

    [Comment ID #220683 will be quoted here]

    Complete with manly grunts and other such noises.
    😛

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14. 

    21 December, 2007

    hoatzin

    a. Phyllis Diller singing
    b. Sounds from a Russian outhouse the morning after All-You-Can-Eat Borscht Day
    c. Fran Drescher laughing
    d. Any Christmas music when it’s NOT the week before Christmas

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15. 

    21 December, 2007

    Fleetwood

    Kitty’s laugh,from that 70’s Show.

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16. 

    21 December, 2007

    Meagan

    1) Barbara Streisand singing. Or just even talking.
    2) A wet cough.
    3) A howler monkey.
    4) Bjork.

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17. 

    21 December, 2007

    Spud

    [Comment ID #220674 will be quoted here]

    Oh yes, that tone needs eradicating from the human Psyche.

    :wtf:

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18. 

    21 December, 2007

    Pablo

    [Comment ID #220700 will be quoted here]

    Sorry Dear, howler monket & Bjork are the same thing.

    We would have also accepted Bobcat Golthwait

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19. 

    21 December, 2007

    rust

    Akshully, my two favourite ringtones are ones I recorded myself. One is just me, shouting out “Answer the damn phone! ANSWER the DAMN PHONE!”

    And the other, I did a very convincing Trek tone, which people think is the real Scotty but it’s me!
    It goes “Beep Beep (yes, my own sound like the communicator sound), Enterprise tuh Captain Kirk, ENTERPRISE tuh Captain KIRK!”

    I am such a geek. :geek:

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20. 

    21 December, 2007

    Fleetwood

    A fat chicks thighs rubbing together while she walks.
    Any TV car commercial
    George Bush attempting to pronouce an Arab name
    Rap song by Snoop Hog, Ice bucket,or Busta Hiney
    Throat clearing hocker sound
    The pain sound made by any guy getting hit in the nads
    Sinus clearing nose blow

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21. 

    21 December, 2007

    Fleetwood

    The line break function is still screwed.

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22. 

    21 December, 2007

    patrick

    1. A co-worker has ringtone that is an old analog telephone. How last century is that?
    2. Any ringtone that screams “pick up the phone” or “hey its the phone”. Yeah, I get it.
    3. Anything associated with Larry the Cable Guy.

    ZILLA CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD STEDGE!

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23. 

    21 December, 2007

    Fleetwood

    Richard Simmons Butt Scream the night Big Bubba comes over.
    Mexican music.
    Anything said by your X wives.

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24. 

    21 December, 2007

    Fleetwood

    Today’s video link

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25. 

    21 December, 2007

    brewcaster

    Worst Ringtones ever?

    ALL OF THEM. Put that shit on vibrate when you are in public.

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26. 

    21 December, 2007

    Driver

    How about Best Ringtones Ever like-

    1 The sound of any one or all of the Zillagirlz having a massive orgasm.

    2 The crack of Mistress Darlas whip.

    3 AnnieB’s Fuck rant.

    4 Any sexy line from one of Astryd’s adult writings.

    Does anyone know where I can get that air horn ringtone?

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27. 

    21 December, 2007

    Astryd

    Fleetwood: Mexican music? …That hurts… ❓
    Any default carrier ringtone.

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28. 

    21 December, 2007

    Lake Effect

    I have some high-tone hearing loss, and it’s hard to find I phone I can hear when it’s in a thick holder, or a jacket pocket or another room. But I’d pay extra for any on your original list (except for #1 of course). I’ve experienced ‘garbage disposer with spoon’ and that’ll get your attention everytime.

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29. 

    21 December, 2007

    Fleetwood

    [Comment ID #220713 will be quoted here]
    Sorry my dear, nothing personal. Living in AZ, I hear more of it than I should. I love Latino women with their, big busts, long legs, and short skirts!

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30. 

    21 December, 2007

    chainstay

    Might be interesting or annoying, to have one that that went “Help, Help, let me out it’s dark in here and I can’t breath.”

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31. 

    21 December, 2007

    Fleetwood

    Flaming fart sound after eating Mexican.
    Smokers hack

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32. 

    21 December, 2007

    astroknut

    Pres. Bush’s voice. :limp:

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33. 

    21 December, 2007

    Astryd

    Off the subject: Dave what does pwned mean? :wtf:

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34. 

    21 December, 2007

    TheMrDoug

    Blender full of Angry baby
    Dentist drill on your spine
    Celine Dion in a garbage disposal

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35. 

    21 December, 2007

    AnnieB

    Garbage truck back-up alarm. :limp:

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    21 December, 2007

    Meagan

    [Comment ID #220724 will be quoted here]

    I’d actually like to see Celine Dion in a garbage disposal. Anything to keep her from coming back here to Canada. 👿

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37. 

    21 December, 2007

    Fleetwood

    [Comment ID #220727 will be quoted here]You must take her back. We can’t stand it anymore!

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38. 

    21 December, 2007

    Chris S

    Any that use that high-pitched wailing Indian/middle east/north afican music. There is almost never any low bass sound so all you get is screeching high treble, the singers wail up and down and every song is played at 4,000 dB. It instantly makes my ears bleed.

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39. 

    21 December, 2007

    brad s.

    definatly britney spears,but the worst is my boss when he talks like he knows what he’s doing.

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40. 

    21 December, 2007

    Flash Gordon

    AnnieB. fighting with a bobcat in a large burlap
    bag. :kiss: :boob: :boob: :thong: :wang: :wang:

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41. 

    21 December, 2007

    Flash Gordon

    This is the ever-popular Studebaker, AnnieB.
    Bring back memories? :kiss: :kiss: 😛 :wang:

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42. 

    21 December, 2007

    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #220731 will be quoted here]

    Hmmm, a hellcat and a bobcat … it wouldn’t be long until the only sound you heard was me purring .. full and contented.

    [Comment ID #220732 will be quoted here]

    That sure is one ugly ride Flash.

    You know you say my name quite often in your comments … I think it’s time you started sending me flowers or something. 😛

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43. 

    21 December, 2007

    Flash Gordon

    Ugly is in the eye of the beholder. I just try to
    pull your chain, Zillagirl. :kiss: :kiss: ❓

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44. 

    21 December, 2007

    Spud

    [Comment ID #220722 will be quoted here]

    Porn
    Porned
    SexxyStuffs
    GitDownAndShakeDaBooty

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45. 

    21 December, 2007

    Nicolette

    The Charles in Charge Theme song. The fact that Scott Baio is back on TV in any form is frightening! :wtf:

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46. 

    21 December, 2007

    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #220736 will be quoted here]

    I know you try … 😆

    Okay to be fair, I found a website and looked at some of these and I did find the 1950 Commander Regal Deluxe Convertible and the Roadster Show Car to be right purdy. The bomber grill is kind of neat also. You must admit you did pick one with a really ugly color, jeez.

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47. 

    21 December, 2007

    Flash Gordon

    [Comment ID #220764 will be quoted here]

    Absolutely it is an ugly color. But the car would
    run like a scalded dog. BTW, I would love to send
    flowers, but I suspect my wife would not be amused. 😮 :kiss: :java: :dead:

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48. 

    22 December, 2007

    Supercharged_goddess

    Well- that’s a no-brainer, Flash- ask her(your wife) to join in!

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49. 

    22 December, 2007

    julesOdeNile

    [Comment ID #220827 will be quoted here]
    i likes how you thinks……….
    :boob: :wang: :boob: :undies: 🙂 :thong: 😆 :wang: 😆

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50. 

    22 December, 2007

    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #220825 will be quoted here]

    Oh, I’d say your wife has a great sense of humor … otherwise you’d be a dead man by now. 😛

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51. 

    22 December, 2007

    Chris S

    [Comment ID #220722 will be quoted here]

    It is a computer geek word, one that began as a typo (sort of like “teh” instead of “the”) and just caught on in popularity. It means “owned” like when you kick someone’s ass real bad in a video game you would say ‘You got owned!’. Somewhere along the line the typo came about and it stuck. There are a bunch of these kind of things in geek speak.

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52. 

    23 December, 2007

    Meagan

    [Comment ID #220728 will be quoted here]

    Well, neither can I! How about we just dump her in the ocean with the Titanic?

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53. 

    23 December, 2007

    elasticwaistbandlady

    I heard a spot on the Wall Street Journal radio show talking about new ring tones culled straight form the most popular porn movies. Then they played a moany, breathy, squealy sample of it. The host sai, “Whoooaaa, don’t let that go off while at you’re at the church potluck supper.”

    Exactly. 🙂

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