Unused euphemisms for girly bits

1. Minnie

   23 April, 2007, 4:13 am

   Velvet Lounge! Awesome. I am going to implement it into my vocabulary.

   Here’s one from me (off the top of my head) — Lady Chatterley.

2. Ugly Toy

   23 April, 2007, 4:41 am

   Funky Cold Spadina!

   I believe the worst one I ever heard was from a bunch of foul-mouthed chefs competing for the worst euphemism: Bacon Trench

3. rosebuddls

   23 April, 2007, 5:34 am

   A comedian I once listened to called it Christmas, which makes all kinds of old phrases have new meaning.
   “Christmas Present” 🙂

4. Nicholle

   23 April, 2007, 6:10 am

   We’re fond of the term ‘kittimus maximus’ 😆

5. Jay Laverdure

   23 April, 2007, 6:32 am

   “Squidlips” & “Knobby”, The Wonder-twins (Form of/Shape of…?)!

6. Spud

   23 April, 2007, 7:00 am

   I have no idea where I heard it, but it stuck…

   “Little man in a boat”

7. Nikki

   23 April, 2007, 7:01 am

   Princess Pudenda

8. Mjaz

   23 April, 2007, 7:42 am

   whoopee cushion?

9. Anna

   23 April, 2007, 7:43 am

   the forgotten country …. 🙁

10. Anna

    23 April, 2007, 7:44 am

    Velvet Lounge?? no no no. Velvet Underground!

11. AnnieB

    23 April, 2007, 8:07 am

    Sweet music maker: Some assembly required. Microphone suggested for recording your own personal favorites. Circuit overloads virtually nonexistent.

12. Buck

    23 April, 2007, 8:11 am

    Gash, lucy, monkey, mushi and anything mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song “Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo.”

    :wang: = Dude piston

13. Amber

    23 April, 2007, 8:23 am

    Jose and his Taco Stand :undies:

14. Infernos

    23 April, 2007, 9:04 am

    punda – from a Greek friend of mine

    who who – from Boys On The Side

    Wizard Sleeve – from Drawn Together … I guess this goes with a Magic Sword.

    Pilot’s Lounge – better than c*ck pit I guess

    and one of my favorites… The Queen’s Latifa

15. Meagan

    23 April, 2007, 9:14 am

    The Hot Dog Bun
    The Fox Hole
    “Octo-Pussoir”
    The Shaved Kitty

16. junkman

    23 April, 2007, 9:16 am

    the ruby slipper
    little slice o’ heaven
    vertical smile
    red snapper
    xxx box
    shot slot
    fox hole
    puddin’ cup
    honey pot
    sugar bowl
    hot pocket
    oven mitt
    burning bush
    venus flycatcher
    bananarama
    tipper gore (well, she’s a cunt) :wang:

17. Bigwavdave

    23 April, 2007, 9:17 am

    Nappy Canoe
    Monster of Love
    Bearded Clam
    “somewhere safe to bury my bone…” RW

18. StevieC

    23 April, 2007, 10:22 am

    -My happy place
    -Meals on Heels

19. CaffeineAddict

    23 April, 2007, 1:57 pm

    Pleasure Island

20. Astryd

    23 April, 2007, 2:22 pm

    “____ Kitty” (wet, bald, shaved, fluffy, licked, spanked, spoiled, hot, etc)
    Pink Taco
    Pink Taco Stand
    Lady
    Lady Liberty
    Lady for your Tramp
    Miss Muffet’s Tuffet
    Cave of Wonders
    Amusement Park (I’ve shut down the factory, it’s an Amusement Park)
    Rapids (ride on the Rapids)

    The Girls
    Boob magnets (play on words: Boob=Idiot)
    Caramel Mounds (with cherry on top)
    Milk Shakes/Jugs
    Leverne and Shirley
    Cindy and Mindy
    Pati, Pami
    Las Chicas
    Las Ninas
    Las Indecentes
    Tig Bitties
    Awesome Twosome
    Gruesome Twosome

21. StevieC

    23 April, 2007, 2:36 pm

    So Astryd, which of the girls is your favourite – the left :boob: or the right :boob:?

22. Astryd

    23 April, 2007, 2:51 pm

    Left. It’s the spiritual side and I love to voice my (ahem) ardent devotion…Mm, oh yes, Ooh! Oh God!… 😛

    …But the right demands attention as well.

23. Astryd

    23 April, 2007, 3:08 pm

    Update: My father is still critical in the IC. He woke up a few times and recognized those of us around him. He has speech but it’s slurred and somewhat incoherent. He fades out and can’t be woken up again (he wakes up periodically on his own but not when stirred or talked to). I’ve never seen him this bad but on a good note, he’s not having the seizures every time we wakes up and when he does he can see and san speak…kind of.
    I have faith and hope that he’ll come out of this one as well. I feel a little better now that I’ve seen him but upset that I had to come back to work and leave him as is.
    The nurses say they know him well by now and that they know he’s gonna fight through it to his limits and beyond. They kinda joked and said that he’s probably sitting with God giving him an earful on why he shouldn’t be there cuz that’s what he does when he’s at the hospital and that he’s probably sneaking back without permission, that’s why he’s going in and out of conciousness so much… 😀
    Thank you all for your support!

24. StevieC

    23 April, 2007, 3:08 pm

    Just wondering since I’m left-handed 😈

25. Drusky

    23 April, 2007, 4:13 pm

    *Tuna Taco
    *Slow Tuna Boat to Spitville
    *The Ejection Seat
    *Pandora’s Box
    *The Honey Hole

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    A John Denver song comes to mind…
    “Rocky Mountain High”… 😛

26. Bjorn Freeh

    23 April, 2007, 4:21 pm

    Hmmm… today’s topic must be somehow related to why Michael Jackson named his home, “Neverland”.

27. Russ

    23 April, 2007, 4:30 pm

    split-tail

28. Meagan

    23 April, 2007, 4:55 pm

    Ya know, I never thought of naming the twins until now, so I’ve determined that the left one is Betty and the right one is Bertha.
    Betty, Bertha, say hello to everyone :boob: :boob:

29. Flash Gordon

    23 April, 2007, 5:21 pm

    “Miss Muffett’s Tuffet”—Bwaa,ha,ha,ha!
    How about her twat? cooze? socket? :wang killer
    :undies: :thong: :boob: :boob:

30. Anton

    23 April, 2007, 5:49 pm

    weasel den
    rocket pocket
    knot hole (as opposed to the NOT hole)
    toothless beaver

31. pablo

    23 April, 2007, 7:38 pm

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    If you named them Betty & Wilma you could have a Yabbos dabbo doo time.

32. MrStitch

    23 April, 2007, 7:44 pm

    “…Bacon Trench”

    OMG… I can’t stop laughing!!

33. dougieace

    23 April, 2007, 9:12 pm

    fort knox

34. ItsMeMaven

    23 April, 2007, 9:46 pm

    My fave term for girlie bits: squishmitten
    My fave term for boy bits: shweenus

35. Astryd

    23 April, 2007, 10:00 pm

    At my dad’s house, per his wife, we are not allowed to call ‘bits’ anything other than,
    Corazones(hearts) :boob: :boob:
    Flor(flower) :thong:
    and Cochino Meion(baby talk for dirty pee-er) :wang: .
    It drives me nuts still! I don’t want my son calling his penis a dirty pee-er, wouldn’t that cause some irreversible deep-seeded mental anguish in the long run?

36. family jules

    23 April, 2007, 11:51 pm

    In my husband’s family, boy bits are noonies and girl bits are wattzies. No one in the whole family knows why, but they all call it the same things.

37. junkman

    24 April, 2007, 6:55 am

    when we were little the acceptable terms were that a boy had a dinky and a girl had a doodle. dinky cars were always strange for me as was doodle art when it came out. :wtf:

38. Meagan

    24 April, 2007, 9:32 am

    I think when I was a kid, we called it a pee-pee :wang: , a hoohah :undies: and bazungas :boob: :boob:

39. Yougottabekiddingme

    24 April, 2007, 4:45 pm

    Barnes and Noble.

40. rust

    24 April, 2007, 10:18 pm

    I wuz thinkin that if a girly bit is called “Spadina” (by the way, there are two ways of pronouncing that: Spuh DEE nuh Road, Spuh DIE nuh Avenue — see here) the reciprocating boy bit should be known as “Dundas” – as in, take the red rocket to Dundas and Spadina.

    Just goes to prove you can take the boy out of Toronto, but you can’t take Toronto outta the boy.

41. jc

    25 April, 2007, 12:54 am

    I always thought it was the no-no place

    when we were little the acceptable terms were that a boy had a dinky and a girl had a doodle. dinky cars were always strange for me as was doodle art when it came out. :wtf: (LMAO) Too funny

42. Meagan

    25 April, 2007, 10:36 am

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    I’ll remember that next time I’m in Toronto and going down Dundas and walking up Spadina.

43. Kkkkathryn

    25 April, 2007, 4:08 pm

    Prune-o-pleasure? prunella? (I suppose these examples are “prunerisms”) Sticky wicket? What?

44. mick

    26 April, 2007, 10:22 am

    tool shed…

45. Merth

    26 April, 2007, 2:48 pm

    The pristine playground. 😆

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