Unused euphemisms for boy bits

1. Red Dog

   22 April, 2007, 4:23 am

   Mine would be red dog… as in “Don’t you be puttin’ your red dog in me red dog, Red dog!!! As for Mandy, If you won’t wear the solar bikini for Dave, do it for the planet Earth on this… Earth Day 2007!!

2. AlexBallew

   22 April, 2007, 4:38 am

   I refer to mine as a one eyed trouser snake! And yes Mandy should wear a solar bikini. :wang:

3. sledge

   22 April, 2007, 7:51 am

   Throbbing Python of love snaky huh

4. junkman

   22 April, 2007, 7:59 am

   if mandy’s wearing the solar bikini i guess the “mad dog” or the “englishman” would be up for a little sun stroke.
   -“the pepito” the latin version of little johnny
   -“the hammer” well, it is a tool
   -“the wee willy winky” we all know the short story
   -“big jim and the twins” sounds like paul bunyan’s southern friends.
   -“the roddy mcdowel” of “lassie cum home”, “bermuda triangle”, “the pied piper”, “my friend flicka”, “thunderhead-son of flicka”, “tuna clipper”, “big timber”, “inside daisy clover”, “bedknobs and broomsticks”, “hello down there”, “nutcracker fantasy”, “the naked target” fame. :wang:

5. Spud

   22 April, 2007, 9:02 am

   Junkman left me laughing my spleen up with all those, consequently I can’t think of anything else.

   Well, nothing worth repeating in anycase.

6. Meagan

   22 April, 2007, 9:42 am

   “Pitchin’ a tent, sportin’ a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack’s magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger… oh, and a pedro.” – Varsity Blues

7. StevieC

   22 April, 2007, 10:52 am

   Actually, I’m trying to come up with terms that couldn’t be used as a euphemism for boy bits. Now that I wrote that, anything with ‘boy’ in it usually isn’t good and you can definitely scratch anything off the list that uses the word ‘cute’. Other than that, you’re pretty much good to go.

8. Nikki

   22 April, 2007, 11:22 am

   One-eyed cucumber
   Dickle Von Hausen
   Carpet beetle
   Happy lapper

9. Duker

   22 April, 2007, 11:23 am

   R U talking about Mr. Happy? Darth Laider? The ole cowkiller?! :wang: P.S.- If you wrap your guinea pig with duct tape, it won’t explode! :wtf:

10. Bigwavdave

    22 April, 2007, 12:02 pm

    One-eyed trouser trout

    Purple-headed hose monster

    Willy – Usage: I’m ’bout to free Willy…

11. Amber

    22 April, 2007, 12:23 pm

    Bologna Pony…Woodrow Wilson… 😀

12. chainstay

    22 April, 2007, 1:14 pm

    veined and swollen love torpedo!

13. junkman

    22 April, 2007, 2:05 pm

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    i couldn’t believe roddy mcdowell did “bit” parts in all those wierdly named movies.
    :wtf:

14. pablo

    22 April, 2007, 2:25 pm

    Spelunker – crevase explorer
    Al Gore – wooden & stiff
    one of the Hardy Boys – if you know what Nancy Drew
    Dickasaurus Rex – Walks on two legs and devours all it sees
    Willy & the poor boys – for the CCR fans
    the Library – has both Longfellow & Balsac
    piledriver – more for the gay penis owner
    USS Enterprise – boldly goes where no man has gone before

15. Meagan

    22 April, 2007, 4:15 pm

    The triple A battery, the double A battery and, of course, the D-Cell Battery! :wtf: :wang: 😈

16. pablo

    22 April, 2007, 4:34 pm

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    A list of all of the things you don’t need with your solar powered bikini

17. AnnieB

    22 April, 2007, 8:39 pm

    Hey folks … go vote for Davezilla on the blogger’s choice awards (click on icon at top). I just checked and there’s only been 17 freaking votes cast. It shows the name of who has voted so we know who you are … you bunch of slackers!
    Poor Dave … after all you do for us … I just don’t get it.

18. junkman

    22 April, 2007, 8:42 pm

    i’m relentlessram just so nobody gets the wrong idea. vote for davezilla!

19. Bigwavdave

    22 April, 2007, 9:41 pm

    Love to vote for ya big guy, but the window won’t open. :limp:

20. Jay Laverdure

    22 April, 2007, 10:24 pm

    Heat Seeking Moisture Missile-
    My Enormous Male Cruelty

    (Courtesy of a Robin William’s routine)

21. Meagan

    22 April, 2007, 10:28 pm

    You got my vote, Dave!

22. tinamarie

    23 April, 2007, 12:12 am

    Other than simple names, like “Little Phil”, or when aroused “Big Phil and the Twins”, my favorite comes a line in the movie “Dirty Old Men”, where the old guy asks his son if he had sex with his girlfriend. “Son, did you take the skin boat to tuna town?”

    Love it!

23. Kenn

    23 April, 2007, 12:35 am

    I kindly suggest the following:

    1. Spunk Rocket
    2. Love Plunger
    3. Monkey Pump
    4. Moisture Magnet
    5. Crotch Sausage
    6. Frank
    7. My Brain

24. AnnieB

    23 April, 2007, 1:54 pm

    Inflatable monster usage: As in look, Mommy, look at my inflatable monster. Can I play with it? Oh. Nevermind.

25. CaffeineAddict

    23 April, 2007, 2:00 pm

    Pinnochio-As in Pinnochio is going to Pleasure Island.

    Rockard Woody-Self explanatory

26. Astryd

    23 April, 2007, 2:35 pm

    Fudge Packer
    Richard
    Dark Lord
    Lord Vader
    Willy Nelson
    Wee Willy Winky :wtf:
    Short Stop 🙁
    Quarterback (uncircumsized)
    Pixie Stick 🙁
    4×4 Dodge Ram
    Dark Angel
    Angel of Death (ref: orgasm called “little death” somewhere)
    Cyclops
    Black Stallion

    Ben & Jerry
    Two Bits
    Huevos
    Cahones/Cajones (never understood this one, in spanish it means drawers)

27. Drusky

    23 April, 2007, 4:02 pm

    I always heard it as a Heat Seaking Crotch Rocket developed by the Navy for undercover entry and deployment of semen… 😈

28. Flash Gordon

    23 April, 2007, 5:06 pm

    I always called it my purple-top or saucer-head.
    :wang: :wang: :wtf: ❗ :thong:

29. Spanky

    23 April, 2007, 10:20 pm

    Can’t believe no one’s added this yet: Love pump!

    from the classic movie “This Is Spinal Tap”…

    Interviewer: That’s beautiful. What do you call it?
    Nigel: I call it “Lick My Love Pump”

    😀

30. Mandy

    24 April, 2007, 4:09 pm

    Toad the Wet Sprocket

31. Kkkkathryn

    25 April, 2007, 4:14 pm

    Insist on nothing less than “the leviathon of love”. Weed-whacker is perky, too.

32. Kkkkathryn

    27 April, 2007, 6:29 am

    wait…I forgot:

    “My-Poor-Long-Johnson” :dead: 💡

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