They’ve got the touch

1. Lung the Younger

   02 November, 2005, 4:55 am

   Jesus Dave, you’ve outdone yourself with today’s link.
   I feel nauseous, well done. I was just wondering for the sake of scientific experimentation, if this arrmatie guy could knit up a really dodgy curry and maybe crochet a few pints of lager. We could then feed them in one end of the knitted alimentary tract and see what kind of rags come out the other end.

   BTW, no prizes for the first ‘gobble’ joke. (see above)

2. rust

   02 November, 2005, 5:15 am

   I am so fucked up that I can’t even see straight. It looks to me like Bill’s coppin’ a feel and that DubYa is gettin’ gobbled. Of course, I could be wrong…

3. Mandy

   02 November, 2005, 7:12 am

   That girl is far too thin and pretty for Bill. :thong:

   As for Dubya, why do farmer boys always get in trouble with the livestock? :wtf:

4. Spud

   02 November, 2005, 7:54 am

   A most disturbing post today on a number of fronts.

   Firstly, Bill & George on the same page and both sublimely doing what comes naturally.

   Secondly the bloke who knitted an intestinal system is one sick mo fo.

   I mean what was he thinking to come up with that idea?

   :wtf:

5. Tami Jo

   02 November, 2005, 8:45 am

   At least Willie stays in his own species.

   The turkey is just checking to see whose waddle is bigger.

6. Christall

   02 November, 2005, 8:57 am

   President Bush is just letting the gobbler find his hidden cigar! at least that’s what the Arkansas Clinton told Bush as he passed the presidency down.

   All i can say about the digestive system
   REVOLUTIONAL Knitting 💡

7. Coley

   02 November, 2005, 11:29 am

   Yes, but everyone is leaving out the best part…Clinton’s other hand is in his pocket. What could he possibly doing in there???

   :wang::wtf:

8. Lace Valentine

   02 November, 2005, 11:31 am

   Bill is obviously proactive in his sexuality, in otherwords, he takes the leadership role. :wang:

   Bush is a passive victim to the scrotum-tickling turkey; as usual, he seems confused. :limp:

   As for the knitted digest track: Hilarious!

9. Sir Osiss

   02 November, 2005, 12:51 pm

   Um… anyone else notice that the tounge and anus in the link are identical? I suppose this ties in nicely with today’s post as most politicians, whether frolicking sexually or not, are usually talking out of their asses 🙄

10. larfus

    02 November, 2005, 4:55 pm

    Sir Osiss before I read the post i was going to say the same thing 💡

11. dougieace

    02 November, 2005, 6:22 pm

    that bird is really looking for another WMD. that would be W’s mini:wang: clinton always had time for a game of pocket pool, even while posing.sure beats the hell out of playing war.

    as for the knitting? someone put that bastard out of his misery.

12. Stephanie

    02 November, 2005, 9:01 pm

    That turkey can feel thanknsgiving coming up, among other things. Zing! It might have gotten desperate for sex, but geez, even the turkey can do better than Bush!
    And that’s not a portrait of Bill. No! That really him pretending to be a portrait, he’s got nothing else to do anyway.

    By the way, that knitted digestive system was awesome! I like that he decided that the best color to make the anus is hot pink! But the guy who made it is probably working on knitting a girlfriend for himself.

13. Soldier Bob

    03 November, 2005, 7:06 am

    Looks like Bill and George have their own ideas about stuffing.

14. Bella

    04 November, 2005, 3:09 pm

    DAMN!!!! that all i gotta say

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