Tag: wtf

  • People we can safely dislike #26

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    People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down. That lady who refuses to admit she misdialed you… again. Men who wear Crocs with business suits. Young men who think wearing a vest with a porkpie hat…

  • Very funny, Mr. Chip Supplier

  • There’s misheard, and there’s just plain deaf

  • Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

    How come when someone says, “I’ll be there in two shakes of a lamb’s tail,” it always takes about 45 minutes? Just how big is a lamb’s tail?

  • BITCHES DON’T KNOW…

  • No time to explain!

  • The Best Children’s Song Ever. By Me.

    I have absolutely no memory of any children’s song lyrics. I don’t think I ever knew (or cared) what they were when I was a child and now that I am a father, I am resorting to making up lyrics to sing to my girl. I hope I don’t screw her up too badly with…

  • Reptile Dysfunction

  • Is gravity increasing? Or is the photographer shrinking?

    Seems to happen every time women cram together for a photo.

  • What I Learned from Prescription Drug Ads

    Single folk don’t take prescription drugs. Only straight, married couples do. The people who take prescription drugs own Golden Retrievers. They wear matching sweaters tied around their necks and take long walks down the beach. They have unlimited resources for traveling to exotic locales. Only white and black people take prescription drugs. Asians, Hispanics, Pacific…

  • Caption Time #318

  • Pugs are made from gel