Tag: wtf

Timinem
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I have questions…
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People we can safely dislike #26

People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down. That lady who refuses to admit she misdialed you… again. Men who wear Crocs with business suits. Young men who think wearing a vest with a porkpie hat […]
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There’s misheard, and there’s just plain deaf
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BITCHES DON’T KNOW…
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The Best Children’s Song Ever. By Me.

I have absolutely no memory of any children’s song lyrics. I don’t think I ever knew (or cared) what they were when I was a child and now that I am a father, I am resorting to making up lyrics to sing to my girl. I hope I don’t screw her up too badly with […]
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Caption Time
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And ladies? He’s single.
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Very funny, Mr. Chip Supplier
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Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

How come when someone says, “I’ll be there in two shakes of a lamb’s tail,” it always takes about 45 minutes? Just how big is a lamb’s tail?
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No time to explain!
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Reptile Dysfunction
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