women

When we describe ourselves as being, “Super athletic.” You hear, “Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.” When we describe ourselves as, “A big guy.” You hear, “A big, fat guy.” When we describe ourselves as being, “Quick-witted.” You hear, “Lies quickly.” When we describe ourselves as, “A traveler.” You hear, “Cheats on the road.” When we describe ourselves as, “A seasoned traveler.” You hear, “Strippers across the country know him by name.” When we describe ourselves as being, “In a band.” You hear, “Cheats on the road, while high.” When we describe ourselves as, “A burger and…

When you describe yourself as being, “Svelte.” We hear, “Bulimic.” When you describe yourself as being, “Curvy.” We hear, “Fat.” When you describe yourself as being, “Buxom.” We hear, “Morbidly obese.” When you describe yourself as, “Creative.” We hear, “Kinky.” When you describe yourself as, “Having classic looks.” We hear, “6/10.” When you describe yourself as, having “European looks.” We hear, “My nose could split logs.” When you describe yourself as, “Sexy.” We hear, “Puts out on first date.” When you describe yourself as, “Having unique looks.” We hear, “May frighten small children.” When you describe yourself as, “A picky…