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Is gravity increasing? Or is the photographer shrinking?

April 3, 2013

Seems to happen every time women cram together for a photo.

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What Women Say vs. What Men Hear

January 27, 2012

When you describe yourself as being, “Svelte.” We hear, “Bulimic.” When you describe yourself as being, “Curvy.” We hear, “Fat.” When you describe yourself as being, “Buxom.” We hear, “Morbidly obese.” When you describe yourself as, “Creative.” We hear, “Kinky.” When you describe yourself as, “Having classic looks.” We hear, “6/10.” When you describe yourself […]

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Welcome to Ohio

June 14, 2009
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What Men Say vs. What Women Hear

January 28, 2012

When we describe ourselves as being, “Super athletic.” You hear, “Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.” When we describe ourselves as, “A big guy.” You hear, “A big, fat guy.” When we describe ourselves as being, “Quick-witted.” You hear, “Lies quickly.” When we describe ourselves as, “A traveler.” You hear, “Cheats on […]

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Tourism Rule No. 23: Blend In

June 15, 2009

Call me picky, but this isn’t how one blends in when wandering about Detroit.

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Things I Learned from Movies, Part III

September 16, 2008

Bullets from heroes kill with one shot and in less than a second. Bullets from criminals maim, but if they do kill, it takes longer. Virginity protects you from serial killers. It only takes two people to turn a two ton fallen tree into a massive booby trap that operates by pulling a tiny wooden […]

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