para-military

Whenever magic is being performed for the first time, black clouds instantly roll in. If a cop or some para-military soldier pokes at his own eyes, then forwards twice in the air, trouble is coming. Giants and large dinosaurs move in slow motion. Small dinosaurs move with lightning speed. In real life, putting up your open palm signals someone to stop. In the movies, this is how Native Americans greet each other. In real life, putting up your closed fist means Black Power. In the movies, this is how Ninjas signal each other to stop. Women have always worn thongs,…