Things I Learned from Movies, Part IV
At any harbor, there will be two or more speedboats with keys left in them Anyone who gets in a speedboat knows how to drive one expertly Same thing applies to motorcycles Aliens are attracted to our women and have matching genetics to breed with them All twins are not only identical, but have matching voices and freckles as well All magical talismans have rules that only work on certain astronomical configurations No matter how rare or ancient the relic, the world's leading expert on it happens to teach at the local university The bad guys—who have spent their lives…
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