24 Years Ago…

24 Years Ago…

26 February, 2022Posted inAnnouncements
I bought this domain. Yep. February 22, 1998. That means next year, my blog will be a quarter century old. One of the oldest on the planet. Crazy town. Thank you for sticking with me. I am going to be posting a lot more this year. But original stuff. Not the memes. Those can stay on Facebook where they belong!

We can do all thongs through Christ

23 December, 2010Posted inObservations2 Comments
Longtime reader Bobby Peru, (and by longtime, I mean 14 years) pointed me to a fun tool for searching Facebook status messages, called OpenBook. While this is amusing enough, Peru went one further. He said that lots of folks make typos in their statuses (we've noticed!) and that by searching for the wrong word on OpenBook, you'll get some hilarious results. Below are the search results for people who meant to type "things" and instead typed "thongs". (For my Aussie readers, thongs should be taken to mean g-strings or tangas, but not sandals). Hilarity ensues. Click each icon for the…

CD Cover Generator

25 February, 2009Posted inwtf15 Comments
Dig it. Go to Wikipedia. Hit Random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. Go to Random Quotations. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. Go to Flickr and click on Explore the last seven days. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together or use Picnik.com. Facebook users: Post it with this text in the caption and tag the friends you want to participate Email your…

An Open Letter to All Friend Requests on Facebook

20 December, 2008Posted inObservations13 Comments
Thank you for trying to add me as a friend because you:read my blogsaw me speak at your conferencewant me to fix your computerwant me to link to your blog so you'll be "popular, real fast"are stalking my girlfriendI'd love to reciprocate, however I have a few prerequisites, so bear with me. I will probably NOT add you if……your profile photo is a shitty pencil drawing of yourself that you did one weekend on the beach when you were drunk and "artistically inspired" but actually looks like you are an epileptic Yeti with no feet…you only have one friend and…