No drunk texting, please

Everyone has that drunk friend. You know the one. Great person until alcohol has been imbibed. And everyone has a different reaction to alcohol. I'm Irish. I hate to stereotype my ancestors, but goddamn can we put it away! I never believed I could drink a lot until I started noticing that all my friends would hit the floor when I was just feeling a mild buzz. I don't slur when I'm drunk. I don't stagger, nor do I drunk dial, drunk text or make statements I need to apologize for the next day. But there's one thing that happens…