Slowest drivers on the road
IMO, slowest drivers on the road own: PT Cruiser Chrysler Pacifica Ford Flex Discuss.
Rejected names for cars
Dodge Battering Ram BMW 325,000,000 Mercedes Hahaha peasant Audi, Pardner Ford Vehicle Cadillac Emperor Subaru Hippie Chick Mercury Expectation Buick Potentate Lexus Cougar Pontiac International Man of Mystery Saturn Zeus VW Hipster Chrysler Going out of Business Sale Saab Story Jeep BBQ Toyota Soccer Mom Porsche Paprika Jaguar Commoner Hummer MILF Written with help of […]
Grammar: You’re doing it wrong
Really not sure what disturbs me more: The phrase, the lack of apostrophes or the letter spacing.
What I Learned About Car Theft from Movies
All cars can be hotwired. The first time the wires contact, they will spark. The second contact will always start the car. You’ll never steal a car with bad brakes, poor suspension, etc. Stolen cars can jump cliffs, bridges and take impossible turns. Stolen cars never have safety glass. Shooting a criminal’s windshield will always […]
What I Learned from Movies: Car Chases
All car in a chase will eventually run into an Italian fruit stand ominously parked in the middle of the road. This fruit stand is an omen of death and the proprietor is actually a minor demon; a minion of Lucifer set to test mankind’s will… and driving skills. Alternatively, two elderly identical men will […]
OK, dear readers. I am putting together a list and want your help. The few thousand of you who loyally read this site should have enough collective experience to make this happen. I’ve been fascinated by how each car and truck that has a cult-ish following has a nickname made up for it that all […]