Tag: cars

  • DCK 247

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  • I Pushed Timmy in the Well

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  • How come every time I use my car’s sun visor, the sun is directly between the visors?

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  • Grammar: You’re doing it wrong

    Really not sure what disturbs me more: The phrase, the lack of apostrophes or the letter spacing.

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  • Slowest drivers on the road

    IMO, slowest drivers on the road own: PT Cruiser Chrysler Pacifica Ford Flex Discuss.

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  • What I Learned About Car Theft from Movies

    All cars can be hotwired. The first time the wires contact, they will spark. The second contact will always start the car. You’ll never steal a car with bad brakes, poor suspension, etc. Stolen cars can jump cliffs, bridges and take impossible turns. Stolen cars never have safety glass. Shooting a criminal’s windshield will always…

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  • MPG LOL

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  • What I Learned from Movies: Car Chases

    What have you learned from car chases in movies?

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  • Caption Time #256

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  • Scubby?

    OK, dear readers. I am putting together a list and want your help. The few thousand of you who loyally read this site should have enough collective experience to make this happen. I’ve been fascinated by how each car and truck that has a cult-ish following has a nickname made up for it that all…

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  • Rejected names for cars

    Dodge Battering Ram BMW 325,000,000 Mercedes Hahaha peasant Audi, Pardner Ford Vehicle Cadillac Emperor Subaru Hippie Chick Mercury Expectation Buick Potentate Lexus Cougar Pontiac International Man of Mystery Saturn Zeus VW Hipster Chrysler Going out of Business Sale Saab Story Jeep BBQ Toyota Soccer Mom Porsche Paprika Jaguar Commoner Hummer MILF Written with help of…

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