Tag: Bigfoot

Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme

Love this! Each State’s Most Embarrassing Google Searches. My state of Michigan’s searches were: MICHIGAN: Bigfoot evidence / pyramid scheme / Little Caesars (pizza chain) / Lou Bega—Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of) Analysis: If you can lure Bigfoot out of the woods with pizza and catchy songs you can probably convince him to […]
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Bigfoot’s Diary

2 Dec 2009 10 AM: Spent the morning leaving deliberate tracks in the snow near that stupid hunter’s cabin. Made sure to leave a clump of rat hair on fence nearby. Took a long dump on his front porch, but decided to scoop it up and smoosh it in his mailbox instead. PUNK’D! Thought it […]
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TV Shows I’d Like to See

America’s Got Two and a Half Men Barefoot Contessa Hunters VH1’s Top 100 Sexiest Bigfoot Videos It’s Always Sunny in the First 48 Monsters Inside Me Real Ghost Hunters of Beverly Hills Property Virgins: Criminal Intent Hillbilly Confidential Agents of South Park Ancient Aliens of Atlanta How I Met Your Moonshiner Man vs. Teen Mom
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