Tarot of the Unexplained

Tarot of the Unexplained! The deck Fox Mulder would have used.

21 June, 2024Posted inAnnouncements, wtfNo Comments
Available Everywhere August 5th Longtime readers will know that I had been working on a tarot deck and writing a book for the past two years, which is why I haven't been posting much anymore. The deck is not like other decks because, duh! It's from me. I based it off cryptids, ghosts, portals, paranormal phenomena, UFOs, ancient alien conspiracies, Forteana and more High Weirdness. No "Celtic Soul Journey of the Unicorn Cat Rider Faeries" tarot for me. This is the strangeness like you've come to expect from me since the late '90s when this site began. Well, the deck…

Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme

01 September, 2015Posted inBad Ideas
Love this! Each State’s Most Embarrassing Google Searches. My state of Michigan's searches were: MICHIGAN: Bigfoot evidence / pyramid scheme / Little Caesars (pizza chain) / Lou Bega—Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of) Analysis: If you can lure Bigfoot out of the woods with pizza and catchy songs you can probably convince him to invest in your pyramid scheme. Curious what type of searches I'll get after posting this.

TV Shows I’d Like to See

14 November, 2013Posted inBad Ideas1 Comment
America's Got Two and a Half Men Barefoot Contessa Hunters VH1's Top 100 Sexiest Bigfoot Videos It's Always Sunny in the First 48 Monsters Inside Me Real Ghost Hunters of Beverly Hills Property Virgins: Criminal Intent Hillbilly Confidential Agents of South Park Ancient Aliens of Atlanta How I Met Your Moonshiner Man vs. Teen Mom

Bigfoot’s Diary

03 December, 2009Posted inObservations15 Comments
2 Dec 2009 10 AM: Spent the morning leaving deliberate tracks in the snow near that stupid hunter's cabin. Made sure to leave a clump of rat hair on fence nearby. Took a long dump on his front porch, but decided to scoop it up and smoosh it in his mailbox instead. PUNK'D! Thought it might be funny to remind the park rangers of my existence, so I walked in front of the infra-red wildlife cameras. Here's the trick to wildlife cameras. Listen for the click and release of the shutter. Count carefully, so when you walk in front of…