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So I became a father for the first time. At 49. I had pretty much given up the hope of having children, but then it […]
Something I thought I’d never have to say, “Honey, please let go of the dog’s penis.” #babymeme #dadproblems
I got all excited because tomorrow night, Daylight Saving Time ends. Then my wife reminded me that our baby won’t likely adhere to that and […]
LIZZ: “That’s it, honey.” [SITTING UP, ROCKING IN BED] ME: “What are you doing?” LIZZ: “I just… I have to stay awake and…to make sure […]