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I am losing the will to live

April 28, 2020
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Parenting: What no one told me

December 19, 2013

So I became a father for the first time. At 49. I had pretty much given up the hope of having children, but then it happened. No, don’t congratulate me. It was easy. What wasn’t easy was sifting through the reams of advice you’re given from doctors, family, magazines, blogs, friends and complete strangers—yes the […]

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Can’t win.

November 2, 2013

I got all excited because tomorrow night, Daylight Saving Time ends. Then my wife reminded me that our baby won’t likely adhere to that and we’ll still be up at the crack of dawn. Damn.

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Baby seat?

September 11, 2010
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If Baby Jesus Was Born in 2009

December 23, 2009
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Dig if you will the picture…

June 12, 2014
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Dog penis

November 13, 2013

Something I thought I’d never have to say, “Honey, please let go of the dog’s penis.” #babymeme #dadproblems

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Sleep deprivation

March 29, 2013

LIZZ: “That’s it, honey.” [SITTING UP, ROCKING IN BED] ME: “What are you doing?” LIZZ: “I just… I have to stay awake and…to make sure the baby doesn’t fall asleep on me.” ME: “What? I didn’t even hear you get out of bed.” LIZZ “Oh. My. God. I am losing my mind.” ME: “What?!?” LIZZ: […]

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A roof made of rubber babies

March 16, 2010
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Caption Time #246

August 15, 2008
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