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22 October, 200530 Comments

If Tom has three times as many testicles as Susan, and Susan has one-fourth as many ovaries as Joe, how many BBQ ribs does Mary have, if she has two more Ouija Boards than Tom?

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  1. Sir Osiss
    22 October, 2005,

    Easy. Sheesh.
    3.78³ Ribs over Πr² divided by ¾ Ouija Board.

    Of course, that is with the proviso that Tom, Susan, Joe and Mary all all transplanted Inuits, if not, then there is no way to tell and this is a trick question!

  2. Moose
    22 October, 2005,

    Shoot, that makes more sense than most of them. Which probably explains why the math portion of my SAT indicates that I have the intelligence of an Ouija-less earthworm.

  3. Spud
    22 October, 2005,

    Uncanny Mr Zilla, I was thinking of this equation just the other day…

    as in

    Bobby has 2 lemons, Jane has 6, the both left home at 6.45am, Bobby travelled in a easterly direction for 3 miles and Jane travelled westerly fo 15 miles.

    How many pizzas would it take for Bobby to meet Jane 5 miles from where he started if he was wearing an orange parka?

    damn home schooling

  4. Sylvia
    22 October, 2005,

    Oh…yeah and the Higher Maths equivalent problem:

    If a woodchuck could chuck wood
    Then a woodchuch would chuck wood
    So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood

  7. Mom
    22 October, 2005,

    Call home for the answer

  10. Spud
    22 October, 2005,

    The correct number is 666

    :geek:

  11. einstoned
    22 October, 2005,

    no soap, radio. The more you jump, the higher. Liver. C’mon!

  12. Nina
    22 October, 2005,

    😕 So Tom has no testies…Susan is only a quarter of the woman she used to be…and Joe is a she male? I’d have to say…

    (no testies X 1/4 of woman X a she male)divided by four quija boards = A whole lotta ribs! 😆

  13. Paige
    22 October, 2005,

    Joe has ovaries?????????????????:limp:

  14. Paige
    22 October, 2005,

    Susan has testicles????????????:wang:

  16. babybetty
    22 October, 2005,

    i would like to phone a friend, Regis

  18. Darrell
    22 October, 2005,

    Dude…That’s some good shit…

  19. rust
    22 October, 2005,

    The answer, as always is 42.

    And obviously, she has spare ribs, so let’s all go and pig out while the out-pigging is good.

  20. Sir Osiss
    22 October, 2005,

    So THATS the question! 42 indeed! Natalie & Rust made me spew my beverage, so Davezilla, you are doing your job!

  21. Natasha
    22 October, 2005,

    Easy, they all have zero gonads, and I’m not sure if there’s even one brain between them all. Oh, we weren’t counting brains, were we?

  22. dougieace
    22 October, 2005,

    :wang::wang::wang:+:boobs::boobs::undies:=airtight

  23. Stephanie
    22 October, 2005,

    Tom has more balls than Susan, but Joe is a bigger pussy than Susan. Mary has the most balls because she has more ouija boards than Tom, so she gets ALL the BBQ ribs. Mary killed Tom, Susan, and Joe and had herself six racks of ribs. Mary’s got balls of steel (which she used to knock each of the others out as she crept from behind them).

  24. Sir Osiss
    22 October, 2005,

    Stephanie,

    You scare me… 😈

    and I kinda like it! :wtf:

  25. Stephanie
    22 October, 2005,

    Thank you, I try.

  26. comfortablynumber
    22 October, 2005,

    I bet the answer is an ODD number?:grin:

  28. hippychick576
    24 October, 2005,

    Stephanie, you are the queen of equations. Bravo! 😕

  29. Mikel
    24 October, 2005,

    A clear case of apples and oranges.

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