Stores that never made it

1. cows go moo

   15 January, 2007, 3:04 am

   Super Salmon Mart
   Everything Lampshade
   Boondoggle Hut
   The Amazing World of Pencil Sharpeners
   😛

2. sledge

   15 January, 2007, 8:06 am

   The lint store Navel Fashions Nose Hair Shop Candle Shop Lighting Limited Ass hair removalstore “Buff Butts”

3. Spud

   15 January, 2007, 8:24 am

   31. Nora’s Nest of Noses
   32. Pus Is Us
   33. Lepers Leap & Condiments
   34. Air’s R Us – N2 & More!
   35. The Bark Hut – Everything In Bark!

   :geek:

4. Bigwavdave

   15 January, 2007, 8:50 am

   Mandy’s Ferret Farm

   Our motto is “Never send a weasel to do a ferret’s job.”

5. Shrubby

   15 January, 2007, 9:36 am

   Pat’s Paper Weeght Peddler

6. Shrubby

   15 January, 2007, 9:36 am

   Pat’s Paper Weight Peddler

7. Dino

   15 January, 2007, 10:13 am

   I saw a restaurant called “Sam and Ella Diner”. I had to do a double take, but I guess the food has to be pretty good if you’re not afraid to sound like a name for food poisoning.

8. Lung the Younger

   15 January, 2007, 10:43 am

   How about just opening a chain of TARGET stores in Baghdad? The insurgents would really appreciate the clarity.

9. junkman

   15 January, 2007, 12:23 pm

   Stitchy McYarnpants – toilet paper roll & household items “cozy” emporium.
   (this weeks special: wool ends to short to use)
   (next weeks special: stitched egg carton lamp shades)
   check our “cindy bin” for discontinued yarns that no-one is interested in. 💡

10. pablo

    15 January, 2007, 12:32 pm

    Blondie’s – today’s special Bleach & Labotomy
    Specialized recycling stores – Kitty Litter, Tampons, Medical waste, liposucted fat and much, much more.
    Crap R Us
    Homeless Depot – Only sells the boxes the appliances came in
    Sylvan learning center for Ebonics & Spanglish
    New niche restaurants:
    Beaver’s – only serving cheese logs with nuts (knaw on that)
    HBO’s – Serving the exact same thing you’ve had for the last two months
    Cooter’s house of lips & pooters – Midwestern hotdog stand
    Kevin Federline’s house of Crabs (& lice)

11. chainstay

    15 January, 2007, 1:45 pm

    Fact imitates fiction. Or is it the other way around? There is a dying strip mall in Caldwell Idaho that has “The Macrame hut”

12. Mitch

    15 January, 2007, 3:54 pm

    The Bead Gallery (Little Glass beads for jewlery)
    The Tobacconist. Almost every mall/plaza had one (of one name or another) as long as I can remember….Until the late 80’s.

    Another “real” one I miss is Woolworths. It was basically “The Crap Store” but I liked it.

13. Da Popster

    15 January, 2007, 5:22 pm

    Chainsaws R Us
    Hockey Pucks ❓

14. Flash Gordon

    15 January, 2007, 6:04 pm

    1. Britney’s used panties.
    2. Paris HIlton’s makeovers.
    🙄 😛 :wtf:

15. cronewynd

    15 January, 2007, 11:29 pm

    Totally Tofu 😆

    Okay, that was sorta a joke, as I love tofu… but, seriously….

16. beast

    15 January, 2007, 11:59 pm

    [Comment ID #83866 will be quoted here]
    1. you assume she wears any

    (and you forgot the :puke: :puke: :limp: icons)

17. rust

    16 January, 2007, 4:37 pm

    How about this one:

    RADIO SHACK

    *wait a sec…

18. BIG D

    16 January, 2007, 11:54 pm

    JOES FUNERAL HOME
    YOU STAB UM
    WE GRAB UM
    JIM’S BUTCHER SHOP
    YOU CAN,T BEAT OUR MEAT 😆 😆 😆 😀

19. Don Jones

    17 January, 2007, 9:06 pm

    The Man Store – Liquor in the Front Poker in the Rear 😳

20. Don Jones

    17 January, 2007, 9:08 pm

    By the way…I need the address of World of Tarps

21. Rich

    18 January, 2007, 9:58 pm

    I was recently in Berlin where there was a plus sized womens clothing store called rather bluntly
    Complete with indicating arrows on either side.

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