Seasonal Ho

1. crystal

   08 August, 2006, 12:50 am

   Two things that came to mind.
   1. What the F@*k was this guy thinking when he named the place.
   2. I wonder if his wife was his first sale on opening day…. :undies: :wang:

2. Tina Marie

   08 August, 2006, 1:14 am

   I’ll bet those are the most popular gift cards on the face of the earth. $50 Target card–f*ck that! I want a gift card to the Seasonal Ho!

3. Ace

   08 August, 2006, 1:16 am

   That’s my name, don’t wear it out.

4. Spud

   08 August, 2006, 1:33 am

   Is that like a
   4 Seasonal Ho winter spring summer autumm?

   or

   4 Seasons Ho rosemary thyme chilli oregano?

   :wtf:

5. Meagan

   08 August, 2006, 1:51 am

   What do you get the guy who has everything? A $20 gift card for a seasonal ho, on sale now! :wtf: :undies:

6. Driver

   08 August, 2006, 3:01 am

   Ahh theres nothing like a ripe ho 😛

7. Spud

   08 August, 2006, 3:21 am

   or a bit of Gung Ho!

8. Randy

   08 August, 2006, 7:40 am

   It shows a lot more flexibility than the simple: “westward ho !”

9. bhamm

   08 August, 2006, 7:46 am

   Things Seasonal Ho Could Equal:

   – Ho Ho Ho?
   – “Sorry, hun, *cough, hack* I only work on Thanksgivin'”
   – A gardening tool for use only in the spring?

   Or perhaps they are not finished putting up the sign that should read:
   “Seasonal Hot Dogs. Only available after annual Dog Fight.”

10. Mandy

    08 August, 2006, 8:10 am

    Clearly the Seasonal Hos make enough money that they can take a lot of time off. :thong:

11. junkman

    08 August, 2006, 8:29 am

    looks like there’s alot of lube in the window!
    i guess paris hilton being celibate for a year would qualify her as a seasonal ho.

12. Rob

    08 August, 2006, 8:48 am

    Gee … I never thought teachers could get so bad a rap. :wtf:

13. Cynical Villain

    08 August, 2006, 12:41 pm

    Have a ho for all seasons.

    Get a winter ho to keep you warm on those cold night with lots of cushin for the pushin.

    Find a spring ho with some pep and go and recharge your sexual batteries.

    Some hot nights can be cooled off but the summer ho. Thongs and high heeled shoes for those hot nights of ho’ish passion.

    And fall ho keeps you cool in time for football season.

    So get a ho for all seasons. And remember Ho’s are for everybody! :boob:

14. MrDoug

    08 August, 2006, 3:10 pm

    HO HO HO! Merry Slut Mass!! Paris is only 25? Good god why does she look like she is 45? That can not be good. Oh and the quote, ” …she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime…” I would love to know how she defines that! Sorry but got to call bull shit on that one!

15. Davezilla

    08 August, 2006, 6:54 pm

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    I think she meant she’d only had televised sex with two men. 😛

16. mikeB

    08 August, 2006, 7:17 pm

    Seasonal Ho: Courtney Love
    Permanent Ho: Paris Hilton
    :dead:

17. Brad K.

    08 August, 2006, 9:05 pm

    ^sigh* Why am I the only one that things this is the work of vandalizm?

    That Ginny was riding her bike and Robert threw a stone at her. And missed. And broke the window on the right, that had the “usewares” part of “Seasonal Housewares”. The breaking glass caused Ginny to fall off her bike and skin a knee, while Robert ducked into the drug store next door and ‘remembered’ to buy a pack of condoms. Since Ginny was still there in front of Aco Hardware, she got the blame.

    The sad part of the story is that Wal-Mart put ‘Gino’s Signs’ out of business, and now no one in town has the display lettering to complete the sign, now that ‘Ginny’s’ window has been repaired.

    Ginny actually made out all right here. After working part time weekends and two nights a week for 3 months, she got a good letter of recommendation from the Aco Hardware manager. And she got to throw Robert out of the store. Twice.

18. Spud

    08 August, 2006, 10:42 pm

    and then?

19. Red Dog

    09 August, 2006, 12:02 am

    How much is that Ho juice in the window, barf barf. The one in the pink gallon jug… :puke:

20. Myra

    09 August, 2006, 3:22 pm

    Sorry dear, I’m not in season.

21. Drusky

    09 August, 2006, 8:46 pm

    Isn’t Seasonal Ho what Santa hit after that long flight?

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