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By Davezilla 02 November, 2006Uncategorized30 Comments

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What not to name your children

By Davezilla 01 November, 2006Observations76 Comments

The following baby names are all unfortunately real. They get progressively worse. Precious Champagne Gene Pool Phred Brook Rainbow Trout Karizyma Cinsere Aryan Justice Lake Avalon Confession Abyss Sparkle N/A (I swear) Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone's spawn) Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee's brat) BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center. BBC News Online reports that Jon Blake Cusack, of Holland, Michigan, has named his son Version 2.0. Jythsaint Orielle-Floriane Zxyrill (only…

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By Davezilla 31 October, 2006Uncategorized23 Comments

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A hatred of Hummers

By Davezilla 30 October, 2006Observations43 Comments

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Notes to Self No. 6,227-6,228

By Davezilla 28 October, 2006Observations14 Comments

The probability of spilling coffee on an expensive, white shirt is determined by a ratio of the cost of the shirt versus the importance of the executives you have meetings with that day. Do not assume the 401 Hwy will be accident-free on a Friday night. It took 3-1/2 hours to drive 8 km last night.

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By Davezilla 27 October, 2006Uncategorized27 Comments

More people we dislike #12

By Davezilla 26 October, 2006Observations35 Comments

Clueless men who wear Crocs with business suits to work. This cannot be allowed to continue and I beseech all my loyal readers to grievously harm anyone attempting this. The balding, boorish Boomerâ€”unacceptably impatient in line at the coffeehouse and swearing at everyone to hurry upâ€”who had no idea what he wanted when his turn arrived. Politicians who try to brainwash their countrymen through bullying and repetition, then change their minds and feign sudden amnesia. People who say Hispanic, when they mean Spanish language. The rude bastard at the office that takes one bite out of a donut and puts…

Nice pants. Who shot the couch?

By Davezilla 25 October, 2006Uncategorized25 Comments

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By Davezilla 24 October, 2006Uncategorized20 Comments

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By Davezilla 23 October, 2006Caption Time29 Comments

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By Davezilla 21 October, 2006Uncategorized21 Comments