Recent Effluvia:

Now you can send me pictures!

I get a lot of email from you readers. A lot a lot. Most of it is really entertaining and I’d say 50% of it is too naughty for this site to publish. That said, many of you want to send me pictures and links, but don’t have my email address, and to minimize spam, I don’t publish it.

I’ve made a new contact form that lets you add pictures and links, leave me messages and even tell me if you love or hate the site. Because I care.

And ’cause I really like the weird things you all send me. 👿

02 April, 2009
You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid!

02 April, 2009
Ooh. Great likeness.

01 April, 2009
Caption Time #278

31 March, 2009
Good to know!

29 March, 2009
Friday Question #11

So if you’ve followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you’ve by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30′ sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat?

On Tuesday night I had this conversation:
HIM: “You gonna name your boat something cool like Sea Fag?”
ME: [cough]
HIM: “Well I would.”

What Should We Name Our New Boat?

27 March, 2009
Fuck Yeah!

25 March, 2009
Good Advice

24 March, 2009
Patience

Saw this at the boat yard this weekend.

23 March, 2009
Let the party begin

22 March, 2009
Friday Question #10

Have you ever talked to someone whose gender you could not identify, even after a lengthy conversation?

20 March, 2009
Physical Benefits of Jobs I’ve Held
Also known as “Why I hate 4AM”
1. Paperboy: Over-developed left shoulder, crooked spine, ink-stained fingers, anxiety from waking up at 4AM to deliver papers
2. Tropical Fish Store Clerk: Over-developed shoulders from carrying water buckets, wrinkled fingertips, permanently soaked Adidas, anxiety from staying up till 4AM checking pH levels of marine tanks
3. Waiter: Over-developed left shoulder and strong wrists (from carrying trays), sore feet, grimace from holding back laughter when Midwesterners mispronounced common European dishes, anxiety from staying up till 4AM with side-work
4. Punk Band Roadie: Ability to yell “Check, two, two” into mics at earsplitting levels, smokey hair, inhuman Guinness consumption, lungs caked with AquaNet, Djarum fixation, scalp burns from Clorox + Manic Panic home hair job, tolerance for occasional electrocution-by-beer-spill, anxiety from staying up till 4AM packing sticker-encrusted Anvil cases
5. Industrial Band Keyboardist: See Punk Band Roadie, multiply X2, anxiety from waiting till 4AM to get paid by bar owner
6. Cemetery Notary: Rigid posture, moderated voice level, anxiety from waking up at 4AM from Hellish nightmares
7. Illustrator: Arthritic right hand, perma-hunch from drafting table, caffeine addiction, anxiety from staying up till 4AM re-working comps
8. Sr. Information Architect: Hatred of small type, perma-squint, claw-like hand frozen in the shape of an Apple mouse, anxiety from staying up till 4AM correcting wireframes, ability to use words like “findability” with a straight face
9. Social Media Director: Hatred of press releases, psychic ability to find WiFi hotspots, anxiety from staying up till 4AM reading Twitter feeds and defriending Facebook peeps
17 March, 2009