Friday Question #11
So if you've followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you've by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30' sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat? On Tuesday night I had this conversation: HIM: "You gonna name your boat something cool like Sea Fag?"ME: [cough] HIM: "Well I would." What Should We Name Our New Boat?
Friday Question #10
Have you ever talked to someone whose gender you could not identify, even after a lengthy conversation?
Physical Benefits of Jobs I’ve Held
Also known as “Why I hate 4AM” Paperboy: Over-developed left shoulder, crooked spine, ink-stained fingers, anxiety from waking up at 4AM to deliver papers Tropical Fish Store Clerk: Over-developed shoulders from carrying water buckets, wrinkled fingertips, permanently soaked Adidas, anxiety from staying up till 4AM checking pH levels of marine tanks Waiter: Over-developed left shoulder and strong wrists (from carrying trays), sore feet, grimace from holding back laughter when Midwesterners mispronounced common European dishes, anxiety from staying up till 4AM with side-work Punk Band Roadie: Ability to yell “Check, two, two” into mics at earsplitting levels, smokey hair, inhuman Guinness…
TOASTER FAIL
I was all excited to have this multigrain bread till I realized it was 3" wider than the toaster slots. Epic fail.
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