How to win an argument with a dog

05 October, 2004Posted inObservations16 Comments
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How to win an argument with a cat

05 October, 2004Posted inObservations29 Comments
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04 October, 2004Posted inObservations16 Comments
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03 October, 2004Posted inUncategorized22 Comments
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02 October, 2004Posted inObservations14 Comments
People who see every natural disaster or world event as somehow intimately tied to themselves, and view their existence as the cause. You’re waiting in a huge line at an over-priced coffee chain. The person in front of you has spent the entire time complaining about how ridiculous the line is and how long everyone is taking to order. It’s finally that person’s turn. Like a deer in the headlights, they suddenly have no idea what they want and need to have each item described in detail. Twice. The guy who always has a story one better than you. No…

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01 October, 2004Posted inCaption Time27 Comments
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29 September, 2004Posted inUncategorized31 Comments
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28 September, 2004Posted inUncategorized32 Comments
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Mini Pinch

27 September, 2004Posted inObservations51 Comments
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26 September, 2004Posted inObservations16 Comments
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