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By Davezilla 21 March, 2005Uncategorized24 Comments

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By Davezilla 20 March, 2005Observations30 Comments

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By Davezilla 18 March, 2005Observations27 Comments

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By Davezilla 16 March, 2005Uncategorized25 Comments

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By Davezilla 15 March, 2005Observations19 Comments

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By Davezilla 13 March, 2005Uncategorized31 Comments

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By Davezilla 12 March, 2005Observations16 Comments

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Etiquette quiz

By Davezilla 11 March, 2005Observations17 Comments

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By Davezilla 10 March, 2005Uncategorized23 Comments

“Mom? Grandpa’s scaring me again!”

By Davezilla 09 March, 2005Uncategorized29 Comments