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Note to Self, No. 5,599

By Davezilla 22 May, 2005Observations12 Comments

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By Davezilla 21 May, 2005Uncategorized11 Comments

I know. That's one sexy paint job. And the JC sticker? Could this be Baby Jebus' own ride? My favorite part is the prominently displayed temporary paper license plate. Just two more payments of $1.06 and this baby's all paid for. The "real" plate below is actually made from several chopped up plates taped together. Each letter was taken from someone else's plate. I'm sure it was perfectly legal.viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects…

Taste the friendly skies

By Davezilla 20 May, 2005Observations16 Comments

Some among us are fated to spend our airline hours trapped between the blinding light of the window seat and the searing, fetid breath of the fat, wheezing man in the aisle seat. I am one so fated. His wheezing was the typical sort one would expect from an asthmatic charged with sprinting up 17 flights of stairs with an armload of fresh firewood. However he was in full slovenly recline and the wheezing showed no signs of letting up. Let me share with you, my breakfast. First class is still afforded a meal of sorts. We, the elite, gold-card,…

We’re here for your children

By Davezilla 19 May, 2005Uncategorized19 Comments

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Are they trying to tell us something?

By Davezilla 18 May, 2005Uncategorized20 Comments

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By Davezilla 17 May, 2005Observations13 Comments

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Caption Time #55

By Davezilla 16 May, 2005Caption Time15 Comments

Identifying the birds of Detroit

By Davezilla 15 May, 2005Observations9 Comments

Identifying the birds of Detroit The Common Kildeer A bird most of us have seen in the open fields or oddly enough, hanging out in construction sites. Kildeers are known for two things: Their slightly annoying cry which seems to begin at 4am on the first day of spring and continue nonstop until mid-January the following year when the damn things' vocal chords freeze over. The "wounded wing" act, wherein the male will fake an old football injury in the hopes that you will follow him to the nearest late-night clinic that accepts his HMO. It rarely works as most…

Note to Self: 5,335

By Davezilla 13 May, 2005Observations13 Comments

No matter how good the idea of a carbonated coffee drink sounds, do not use Perrier to make coffee again. I felt the hand of God reach down from the sky and smack the back of my head after that one.

Caption Time #54

By Davezilla 12 May, 2005Caption Time29 Comments

Flickr pickup lines

By Davezilla 11 May, 2005Observations17 Comments

I see on I'm on your contact list. Does that mean the sex is on? Your interests include taking photographs of dogs and pussies. What a coincidenceâ€¦ What do you look like at 1600 X 1200, baby? I belong to Best Viewed Large, if you know what I mean. I love a woman that knows how to tag. I'm starting a Flickr group for nymphomaniac female photographers. You're invited. No, I didn't say send me a picture of your cat, I said send me a picture of your â€¦ Just because I check your photo page 408 times a day…

The Ascent of Manatee

By Davezilla 10 May, 2005Uncategorized22 Comments

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