I am in need of two safety pins
While at the corporate giant coffeehouse the other day, I had the unfortunate experience of standing in line behind a most irksome woman, a beastly snob who felt the world was here to serve her. Picture Harry Potter's fat Aunt Marge with an uppity East Coast accent. She got out of line to ask two other women what their opinion was of her shoulderpads: Annoying woman: "Ladies. If you were to go to a wedding, [ turns around ] and you had these shoulderpads, would you cut them out, or leave them?" Both women said, "Uh, cut them out?" Annoying…
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