Marilyn Manson’s Grandmother
Today, I saw this. She had apparently just made a stop in Noir Leather (local S&M boutique) for a miniskirt and some knee-high leather fuckme boots. This would normally be kind of hot except that she was well over 50 and had doughy jowls that hung like turkey wattles. The 80s padded shoulders, topped with a goose-down vest just sort of made the entire thing … well, laughable. If Carson Kressley had seen her, he would have imploded instantly. My guess is she's either going through a mid-life crisis (yes, women can get them, too), or is actually Marilyn Manson's…
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