What would God do on His vacation days off?

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23 July, 2006Posted inObservations28 Comments
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Multi-tasking Combinations to Avoid

21 July, 2006Posted inObservations23 Comments
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Most men don’t look good with mullets

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One of these things is not like the other…

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17 July, 2006Posted inUncategorized70 Comments
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Use only as directed

14 July, 2006Posted inObservations37 Comments
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Don’t make Mini Michael Bolton angry…

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