Overheard: Laundromat Edition

Neighbor: “Crappy weather, huh?”
Me: “Yeah, it sure as Hell is.”
Neighbor: “Stepped in every gaddampt puddle tanight.”
Me: “Oh?”
Neighbor: “Yeaaaaaah. Went to the Mervyn’s sale. They’re going outta business.”
Me: “I hadn’t heard.”
Neighbor: “Oh sure, and wouldn’t ya know it? They were closed.”
Me: “That’s a drag, eh?”
Neighbor: “Yeaaaaaah. I really needed a new bra. I only got two and this one’s fulla cigarette burns. See?”
Me: ” … “

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Comments

24 responses to “Overheard: Laundromat Edition”

  1. Kismet Avatar

    Did it burn your eyes?

  2. Sir Osiss Avatar

    Good grief, I hope it wasn’t one of the Albanians!:hurl: Did you then go on to apply cigarette burns to your eyes?

  3. Esther Avatar

    I can just picture the expression on your face, Dave, it’s probably the same one I would have had.:wtf:

  4. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Well ofcourse it’s full of cigarette burns. Were else would you (e.g. me, the nicotine junkie) extinguish your cigarettes?
    The only thing is that you can get into trouble if you forget to wear a bra. Now that’s painful.:oops:

  5. Amanda B. Avatar
    Amanda B.

    Better than cigarette burns in your :undies: …I guess…

  6. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    White trash?!? :boobs::limp:

  7. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    um, sure thing, can I get back to you on that.

    :hurl:

  8. Nikki Avatar

    Free :boobs: it.

  9. rust Avatar

    you never said if he managed to get a new bra…

  10. Nina Avatar

    :hurl:
    Ahhh bad visuals! Need to go burn my eyes out now!

  11. Sir Osiss Avatar

    I think the new vomit icon is a winner, Dave.

  12. Mikel Avatar
    Mikel

    Dave did you hit it?

  13. Lori Avatar

    Maybe the neighborly thing to do is buy her a new bra and stuff it in her mailbox signed from Secret Santa 🙂

  14. ben Avatar
    ben

    :limp:

  15. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    Does this neighbor keep her boobs in
    an ash tray?

  16. misskitty Avatar
    misskitty

    was this neighbor a :boobs: :boobs: or a :wang:???? You never can tell these days!

  17. Marcus Avatar
    Marcus

    First, the link. Wouldn’t be able to that Ibelieve because it would burn off my flesh.

    Conversation at park

    Woman A: I’m feelin kinda dirdy taday
    Woman B: Have you douched?
    :hurl:

  18. mikey Avatar
    mikey

    🙄 and whens the spewin coffee could we like get back to ha ha funny instead of jonzin for material.. 😕

  19. Tami Jo Avatar

    She needs one of these.

  20. Jake the Rake Avatar
    Jake the Rake

    Sorry to drop in unannounced,:eek: it’s my first time…here?! Psychedelic, eclectic, and just a little esoteric :cool:! I’m into “ic” words today, I guess…

  21. mikeB Avatar
    mikeB

    Something tells me this chick was on COPS before :limp:

  22. cody Avatar
    cody

    no comment on this comment post

  23. Coley Avatar
    Coley

    Maybe she could use one of these and then it could hold her cigarettes too. 😀

    http://www.toilette-humor.com/bra-holder.html

  24. jayray Avatar
    jayray

    mabey she just got excited with her cig, when she was telling the 11o’clock news what the tornado sounded like:razz:

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