Overheard: Insane neighbors edition

Cougar: “You didn’t use the ice from the green tray, did you?
Boyfriend: “Yes โ€ฆ why?”
Cougar: “That ice is stale! It’s been in the freezer for months.”
Boyfriend: “How can ice go stale? It’s frozen water.”
Cougar: “Well, I say it can!”

[Definition of Cougar]

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  • kismet

    Next time I get a slushie I’m gonna say that. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Spud

    [b]cougar[/b]
    An older woman who likes to date/mate with younger men.

    what do they call blokes of this ilk?

    :geek:

  • Minnie

    > what do they call blokes of this ilk?

    Sugar daddies?

  • Spud

    ah yes, silly me…

    who’s yo daddy?

  • Nina

    ๐Ÿ˜† Was the Cougar a blonde?

    :lol::wtf: Thanks for the definition as well! I had never heard of that!

  • Davezilla

    Hard to say. Seems to be wearing a wig. If not, she’s having a bad hair life. She has curly, brown hair, piled up to resemble old spaghetti, a rather slender and well shaped figure รขโ‚ฌยฆ until you see the gut. She has a beer gut that makes her look 6 months preggers. She’s looked that way for a year and drinks a lot, so I’m pretty sure it’s not a baby. :wtf:

  • Nina

    ๐Ÿ˜† Looking like that she still picks up younger men? Wow!!

  • Davezilla

    Well, I’m not saying her BF is any prize winner. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  • Nina

    ๐Ÿ˜†

  • Bubbles

    I once had a roommate who would only use bagged ‘party’ ice from the grocery store. She claimed ice made in trays picked up funky freezer-food tastes. Maybe these two should start a support group.

  • rust

    I just realized that my second ex-wife was a puma (the latina version of cougar)…

    Well, of course I still got all my hair. Although she did bite off about an inch of my …. uhhh…

    ’nuff said. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s now officially a senior citizen.

  • pappy

    OMGWTFBBQ!! (look here..)

    (By the way, if that totally looks screwed up up there, I apologize, I’m trying to work on my HTML skills.)

    Wow I bet she was blonde. ๐Ÿ˜†

  • Nina

    ๐Ÿ˜† that’s great pappy! I like definition #2 the best!

  • Mandy

    Cougars abound and they’re STEALING OUR MEN! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  • Spud

    Arrrrgggh…

    Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

  • mikeB

    What are the odds of capturing said cougar on your blessed camera, Dave?

  • Fran

    For the record, I’m not a cougar or a black panther and I say ice can and does go stale and smells funny.

    Oh, I’m sorry. That was a frozen fish stick. ๐Ÿ™„

  • Melissa

    So why dont ya through thte stale ice down the sink and make FRESH!!!

  • Sunshinegrl

    Cause that would require common sence, and God forbid we should use that.

  • Merth

    > what do they call blokes of this ilk?

    They are called a pervert ๐Ÿ˜›

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