Cougar: “You didn’t use the ice from the green tray, did you?
Boyfriend: “Yes โ€ฆ why?”
Cougar: “That ice is stale! It’s been in the freezer for months.”
Boyfriend: “How can ice go stale? It’s frozen water.”
Cougar: “Well, I say it can!”

[Definition of Cougar]

20 thoughts on “Overheard: Insane neighbors edition

  1. [b]cougar[/b]
    An older woman who likes to date/mate with younger men.

    what do they call blokes of this ilk?


  2. Hard to say. Seems to be wearing a wig. If not, she’s having a bad hair life. She has curly, brown hair, piled up to resemble old spaghetti, a rather slender and well shaped figure รขโ‚ฌยฆ until you see the gut. She has a beer gut that makes her look 6 months preggers. She’s looked that way for a year and drinks a lot, so I’m pretty sure it’s not a baby. :wtf:

  3. I once had a roommate who would only use bagged ‘party’ ice from the grocery store. She claimed ice made in trays picked up funky freezer-food tastes. Maybe these two should start a support group.

  4. I just realized that my second ex-wife was a puma (the latina version of cougar)…

    Well, of course I still got all my hair. Although she did bite off about an inch of my …. uhhh…

    ’nuff said. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s now officially a senior citizen.

  5. For the record, I’m not a cougar or a black panther and I say ice can and does go stale and smells funny.

    Oh, I’m sorry. That was a frozen fish stick. ๐Ÿ™„

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