Overheard: Insane neighbors edition

Cougar: “You didn’t use the ice from the green tray, did you?
Boyfriend: “Yes โ€ฆ why?”
Cougar: “That ice is stale! It’s been in the freezer for months.”
Boyfriend: “How can ice go stale? It’s frozen water.”
Cougar: “Well, I say it can!”

[Definition of Cougar]


  1. Next time I get a slushie I’m gonna say that. ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. Spud

    An older woman who likes to date/mate with younger men.

    what do they call blokes of this ilk?


  3. > what do they call blokes of this ilk?

    Sugar daddies?

  4. Spud

    ah yes, silly me…

    who’s yo daddy?

  5. Nina

    ๐Ÿ˜† Was the Cougar a blonde?

    :lol::wtf: Thanks for the definition as well! I had never heard of that!

  6. Hard to say. Seems to be wearing a wig. If not, she’s having a bad hair life. She has curly, brown hair, piled up to resemble old spaghetti, a rather slender and well shaped figure รขโ‚ฌยฆ until you see the gut. She has a beer gut that makes her look 6 months preggers. She’s looked that way for a year and drinks a lot, so I’m pretty sure it’s not a baby. :wtf:

  7. Nina

    ๐Ÿ˜† Looking like that she still picks up younger men? Wow!!

  8. Well, I’m not saying her BF is any prize winner. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  9. Bubbles

    I once had a roommate who would only use bagged ‘party’ ice from the grocery store. She claimed ice made in trays picked up funky freezer-food tastes. Maybe these two should start a support group.

  10. I just realized that my second ex-wife was a puma (the latina version of cougar)…

    Well, of course I still got all my hair. Although she did bite off about an inch of my …. uhhh…

    ’nuff said. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s now officially a senior citizen.

  11. pappy

    OMGWTFBBQ!! (look here..)

    (By the way, if that totally looks screwed up up there, I apologize, I’m trying to work on my HTML skills.)

    Wow I bet she was blonde. ๐Ÿ˜†

  12. Nina

    ๐Ÿ˜† that’s great pappy! I like definition #2 the best!

  13. Mandy

    Cougars abound and they’re STEALING OUR MEN! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  14. Spud


    Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

  15. mikeB

    What are the odds of capturing said cougar on your blessed camera, Dave?

  16. For the record, I’m not a cougar or a black panther and I say ice can and does go stale and smells funny.

    Oh, I’m sorry. That was a frozen fish stick. ๐Ÿ™„

  17. Melissa

    So why dont ya through thte stale ice down the sink and make FRESH!!!

  18. Sunshinegrl

    Cause that would require common sence, and God forbid we should use that.

  19. > what do they call blokes of this ilk?

    They are called a pervert ๐Ÿ˜›

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