Obey the Naughty Palace

1. Mandy

   19 December, 2007, 4:01 pm

   i know several people with stupid disease

2. tanderny

   19 December, 2007, 4:24 pm

   Not sure I want to know what a “ball poot” is.

3. Robobobo

   19 December, 2007, 4:43 pm

   4. … The tourist can’t throw with the balls.

   Really? Too bad. It is part of my “A” game when my girlfriend comes over …

4. Astryd

   19 December, 2007, 4:52 pm

   I think it says ball pool.

   Take of the shoes before entering the naughty place!
   Obey the naughty place’s safe navigation.
   any disease is forbid to play in it. (Specially stupid disease)

   Yup, that seems about right. 😈

5. AnnieB

   19 December, 2007, 4:53 pm

   All those precautions, yet nothing that says ‘DO NOT LICK THE LEAD PAINT!”. :wtf:

6. junkman

   19 December, 2007, 5:14 pm

   i would advocate using civilization language if i knew what the fuck you were talking about.

7. junkman

   19 December, 2007, 5:14 pm

   i would advocate using civilization language if i knew what the fuck you were talking about.

8. junkman

   19 December, 2007, 5:14 pm

   i would advocate using civilization language if i knew what the fuck you were talking about.

9. junkman

   19 December, 2007, 5:14 pm

   i would advocate using civilization language if i knew what the fuck you were talking about.

10. junkman

    19 December, 2007, 5:14 pm

    i would advocate using civilization language if i knew what the fuck you were talking about.

11. junkman

    19 December, 2007, 5:15 pm

    omg. how did that happen. i feel like a dink. sorry. ❓

12. Pablo

    19 December, 2007, 5:19 pm

    What sort of pedifile convention hall did you find this in. Children 3 – 13 are all welcome to play in the naughty place. Kids, play with your balls at home where it is safe!

13. Bjorn Freeh

    19 December, 2007, 5:24 pm

    Wasn’t this the basis for some Charleton Heston movie? I think it’s on TV every spring. I especially like it when he parts the Red Ball Pool…

14. hoatzin

    19 December, 2007, 5:41 pm

    I feel like I have stupid tourist disease, and have the urge to spit in everywhere.

    Probably the egg nog talking.

15. Jay Laverdure

    19 December, 2007, 5:49 pm

    So, which one of you ‘Zilla girls is in charge of the
    Naughty Palace? (Just wondering if you need a palace-
    attendant or court jester…)

16. Meagan

    19 December, 2007, 6:22 pm

    There’s no rules at my naughty palace except one: obey me! 😈

17. The Manticore

    19 December, 2007, 6:42 pm

    I want to see the naughty palace itself!!!

18. Fleetwood

    19 December, 2007, 7:54 pm

    This must be one of those Chinese to English translations for the Olympics….or a sign painter who has been hit with the stupind stick

19. family jules

    19 December, 2007, 8:15 pm

    Apparently some Chinese guy bought Neverland Ranch. They had this and other signs translated into Chinese for themselves, and then back into Engrish when they realized they had a potential tourist trap. Neverland Ranch gives most of us the heebie jeebies already, but these signs give it that something extra we Americans could not have provided on our own.

20. junkman

    19 December, 2007, 9:02 pm

    “forbid slip from the tube with the head downward?” hmmm…i don’t know about you, but when i enter the naughty palace and spend my time there in play, there ain’t no other way to exit. :limp

21. Bigwavdave

    19 December, 2007, 9:04 pm

    Unless I’m mistaken, this notice is posted at all Cleveland city limits.

22. junkman

    19 December, 2007, 9:08 pm

    :limp:grrr.

23. Drusky

    19 December, 2007, 9:26 pm

    #4 “The tourist can’t throw with the balls”
    Well, maybe if the tourist is a talented pornstar…
    #8 “Advocate using civilization language”
    Which ‘civilization language’ is this sign in? :wtf:

24. Bigwavdave

    19 December, 2007, 9:26 pm

    J-man – Think of today as “Bad-tech-day” and let it go. :wtf:

25. Brooklyn R.

    19 December, 2007, 9:55 pm

    Honestly, what could I say to make that any funnier than it already is?

    I guess some things really do get lost in translation! :wtf:

26. Driver

    19 December, 2007, 9:58 pm

    #11 Not permit to touch with the flying saucer and the airplane.

    Is this their way of saying no playing doctor-playing house-show me yours I’ll show you mine…doesn’t sound like much of a pleasure palace to me

    Mistress Darla: I live to submit to and serve you and all the Zillagirlz…by the way may I suggest adding guns and artillery to YOUR Pleasure Palace cause theres nothing hotter than a sexy vixen holding or straddling weapons…may I offer my GUN for Zillagirl weapons training

27. Driver

    19 December, 2007, 10:07 pm

    Oh and WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME to the new Zillagirlz
    Ronica and Meshie

28. Kristi

    19 December, 2007, 10:32 pm

    I wanna know where that Naughty Palace is and how do I get in…

29. Maddog

    19 December, 2007, 10:40 pm

    What the stedged is this? :wtf:

30. Bear

    20 December, 2007, 12:19 am

    Dave…Did you have someone make this sign just for your web site…with the purpose of confusing us of just to fuck with us?…LMAO
    It was pretty funny

31. Spud

    20 December, 2007, 12:27 am

    Do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro, can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, do your balls hang, low.

    😕

32. Marcus

    20 December, 2007, 1:01 am

    My gun only shoots out naughty stuff. I guess it can blind you if you get it in your eyes, but only for a couple seconds.

    Sounds like the naughty palace is a toilet. I wonder if Mr. Hanky would be welcome there. Hi dee Ho.

33. DaPopster

    20 December, 2007, 1:17 am

    Is this a continuation of yesterdays post? :wtf:

34. Nicolette

    20 December, 2007, 6:37 am

    :wtf: Forbid shooting at close distance when playing with the gun and artillery……. awwwwwww they are no fun! :wtf: :dead:

35. Nicolette

    20 December, 2007, 8:40 am

    Man, I am all the way down here at #32? I must have stayed up too late with my g/f last night!! 😈

36. junkman

    20 December, 2007, 8:58 am

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    details please!
    🙂 :wang: 🙂

37. Meagan

    20 December, 2007, 9:55 am

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    Guns, eh? That brings a whole new meaning to being pistol whipped. 😈

38. Ronica

    20 December, 2007, 12:19 pm

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    Many Thanks Driver 😈

    I think I saw this one outside the local Pedifiles-R-US :wtf: Or is this just the warning that they are going to put on driver’s licenses in California?

39. Elle

    20 December, 2007, 1:54 pm

    This sign is the proper amalgamation of civilization language and stupid disease. Classic bit of non-idiomatic translation, or they’re just trying to fuck with us . Naughty naughty Palace!

40. Drusky

    20 December, 2007, 3:27 pm

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    Please! Tell us about your guns! :boob: :boob: :wang:

41. Nik

    20 December, 2007, 4:30 pm

    I wonder if this is in association with the Pee Park:

    http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Recommended-Photos/ss/1750;ylt=AvqHP1SFJMcZ7UwWNl3KqC2k4LgF#/071219/photosod_afp/ddfa2dc715d72ebe9d59d2f1cf52f89f

42. Nik

    20 December, 2007, 4:33 pm

    😳 here we go:
    http://digg.com/oddstuff/ChinesePee_Park

    :wtf:

43. FleetWOOD

    20 December, 2007, 5:35 pm

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    Mine is a long rifle capable of multile shots with exacting accuracy.
    :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

44. Flash Gordon

    20 December, 2007, 6:12 pm

    I think the naughty palace is where I impregnated
    Jamie Lynn Spears. 😳 :wang: :wang: :wang: :thong:

45. Drusky

    20 December, 2007, 7:42 pm

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    That’s nice… NOW, let’s hear about Annie’s :boob: :boob: 😛

46. Drusky

    20 December, 2007, 7:43 pm

    Sorry… Meagan’s guns… Well… Annie’s, too… 😛

47. Meagan

    20 December, 2007, 8:18 pm

    Remember the Fem-bots from Austin Powers? Mine are just like theirs. 😈 :boob: :boob:

48. Nicolette

    20 December, 2007, 9:29 pm

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    😈 Oh the usual…. toys, porn, and orgasms galore! 😈

49. julesOdeNile

    21 December, 2007, 12:54 am

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    friend, no travel to place where catch stupid disease…this no happen when shoot with balls.

50. julesOdeNile

    21 December, 2007, 1:06 am

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    if so, Dave would be in contravention of rule number 3 part b. and i quote ” forbid…..do some practicle jokes…” i submit. 🙂

51. Astryd

    21 December, 2007, 12:00 pm

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    Lost in translation and again in repetition.
    Good catch Jay! Will you be my jester?

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    We like usual, we like details… 😈

52. julesOdeNile

    22 December, 2007, 6:23 am

    i particularly have when people, especialy the tourist, play in their own disease.

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