Number holding competition

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34 responses to “Number holding competition”

1. 

   20 January, 2005

   Esther

   Is it me, or is it just all shiny ass that I see?:wtf::dead:

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   20 January, 2005

   Lace Valentine

   The sign “task” is merely the excuse. The perky :boobs: breasts :boobs: that appear after lifting the arms are the reason.

   The audience is probably having beers or wine coolers and numbering systems are rather abstract in comparison to a healthy buttocks, especially during daylight hours. I prefer number 3 myself.

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3. 

   20 January, 2005

   Lace Valentine

   Or it could just be a butt-judging contest and they don’t turn. Number 3 has the prettiest legs.

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   20 January, 2005

   wantwit

   nah. the blondes have it right – on some level; you see, they are expecting the men to be cranking their necks such that what looks in the photo as upside-down is actually right-side-up from the angle of their spectators. see? it all makes perfect sense.

   sheesh.

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5. 

   20 January, 2005

   Allan

   C’mon Lance, quit being shy – we know you’ve got the powerpoint of the whole competition 🙂

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6. 

   20 January, 2005

   Allan

   C’mon Lace, quit playing shy – we know you’ve got the powerpoint of the whole competition 🙂

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7. 

   20 January, 2005

   Spud

   I see nothing wrong with this photo apart from the lack of suitable stilletos.

   😀

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8. 

   20 January, 2005

   Spud

   Oh, and number 4 is for me.

   😀

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9. 

   20 January, 2005

   ospirin

   The swimwear / short shirt combo does not make these women look skanky.

   It is the semi platform slipper that makes them look dirty.

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10. 

    20 January, 2005

    Anna

    Why are all the guys wearing baggy pants? :wang::wang:?
    Please Dave, I want some naked male buttocks on this site.

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11. 

    20 January, 2005

    Mandy

    That is funny. 🙂

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12. 

    20 January, 2005

    frisko

    Don’t ask Dave for “nice man butt” pix, we will end up seeing a 700 pound dude, with a rump so furry that we mistake the hair for cats.

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13. 

    20 January, 2005

    frisko

    Billy and Bobby want to know where #6 went.

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14. 

    20 January, 2005

    Mandy

    #6 must have been the natural blonde.

    Wait, I resemble that remark. :wtf:

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15. 

    20 January, 2005

    Davezilla

    Frisko is right. You asked for it, Anna. Here ya go. 😈 Enjoy!

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16. 

    20 January, 2005

    Anna

    Thank you very much kind sir!!! Although those are man:boobs::boobs:, but I’m happy with anything.
    More more more more more etc.

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17. 

    20 January, 2005

    Merth

    Ahhhh…. the man boobs are making my breakfast churn. :wtf:

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18. 

    20 January, 2005

    Julie

    EWW! :wtf: Quick! Look back at the cute girls. :wang:

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19. 

    20 January, 2005

    rust

    I swear if that’s off my site Quintanoticas …

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20. 

    20 January, 2005

    Davezilla

    Not where I got it, but OK, rust. 😐

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21. 

    20 January, 2005

    Esther

    AUGHHH! My eyes!!!! :wtf:

    Thanks so much for that spot of loveliness, Dave.:???:

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22. 

    20 January, 2005

    Petezilla

    Is it me or does the left buttcheek of #2 have a little bit of cellulite? Just a little bit though.

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23. 

    20 January, 2005

    Merth

    Yeah #2 is pretty cottage cheesy.

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24. 

    20 January, 2005

    Davezilla

    Doesn’t anyone else find the numbers amusing? 😐

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25. 

    20 January, 2005

    Spud

    The fact that only the blondes have their numbers upside down?

    Seems perfectly blondish to me…

    😀

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26. 

    20 January, 2005

    Poofles

    The number represents how many judges they’ve slept with.

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27. 

    20 January, 2005

    Nikki

    I’m betting it’s the number of cosmetic surgeries performed.

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28. 

    20 January, 2005

    Chad Brandos

    I think the streaks of #6 are the result of a bad fake-tan job.

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29. 

    20 January, 2005

    Lace Valentine

    Well you’re right Dave. The brunettes thought ahead about the sign logistics. 💡

    The blondes just flapped up their signs without a thought. 😀

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30. 

    20 January, 2005

    TinaMarie

    I cannot believe that you guys would assign this to stupidity on the part of the blonds.

    The truth is that the numbers indicate what direction the girls are supposed to be stacked. Notice that they are paired–one upright number, one upside down number? For instance, #7 would lay down on her back, and #5 would be stacked directly on top of her, facing in the opposite direction–at which point her number would no longer be upside down to the eye of the person standing above them.

    Basically, the numbers are a simplified form of “Assembly” instructions–a kind of “Insert slut A into slut B” deal.

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31. 

    20 January, 2005

    mikeB

    Shaking my laptop doesn’t make their asses wiggle enough.:limp:

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32. 

    21 January, 2005

    wantwit

    ha

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33. 

    21 January, 2005

    darksky

    I know what this is! The numbers/orientation represents how many pounds they’ve lost/gained. You see… the girls with the signs facing the right way have gained weight… and the blondes have all lost weight!

    Mebbe they forgot to eat!

    National Belemic Model Club!

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34. 

    22 January, 2005

    juancuca

    The Reef brand does this kind of “best buttocks” competition in some places in south america (Im aware this happens at least in Argentina, Uruguay and Brazil) as part of their summer advertising campaign… they are kind the hawaiian tropic girls down here…

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