Notes to Self, No. 5,822, Nachos Edition

1. Spud

   20 December, 2005, 12:42 am

   F*ck! that was f*cking brilliant eh.

   Laughed my f*cking arse off, yeah f*ck you Bill O’Reilly too you great f*cking knuckleheaded muthaf*cka.

   F*ck Christmas!

   oh yeah, cheese blocks your f*cking bowels up.

   f*cking cheese

   :boobs:

2. Craig

   20 December, 2005, 7:48 am

   I think four nachos isn’t nearly enough. There is always one guy(usually me) who likes to eat ALL the nachos, preferrably on 1 single nacho, tell you how good they are, then call you later that night complaining how much his ass is burning. :hurl:

   I cannot lie, i am a fox news watcher, but sometimes even i wish Bill O’reilly, and John Gibson were in a horrific car accident. (that’s horrible, what did they ever do to me?) :wtf:

3. Mandy

   20 December, 2005, 7:53 am

   How dare they call that a hate crime against christianity! 👿 People were saying happy holidays long before it was politically correct. 🙄

4. mitch smith

   20 December, 2005, 8:17 am

   :twisted:I must say with all sincerity and with all the love of the baby Jesus in my heart and loins….FUCK XMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That felt better.

5. Lace Valentine

   20 December, 2005, 9:05 am

   I just hate to think what Bill O’Reilly would do with an exfoliated taco. “A no spit zone!” 👿

6. Marcus

   20 December, 2005, 10:34 am

   Okay, a word about Christmas. Christians (Catholics) stole the holiday from the pagans. If people want to celebrate Christ birthday on that day, it is fine, but just don’t think that day has always been Christmas. Look it up on the on the History Channel website. http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/holidays/christmas/real.html There are also other websites to support this. Sol Invictus

   It’s natcho cheese.

7. E

   20 December, 2005, 10:49 am

   my cat eats nachos 😕

   he’ll actually eat anything that remotely looks apetizing…

   one time he snagged a bite size candy bar right out of my friends hand…(little bastard):evil:

8. rust

   20 December, 2005, 11:22 am

   Christmas is all about fucking. Some virgin got fucked by god, and gave birth to a fucking miracle worker. A bunch of fucking nutzoids fucking killed him for fucking going around making them look fucking bad.
   Nowadays, fucking people celebrate this fucking day by chopping down fucking living trees, or digging holes in the fucking ground, sucking out fucking oil and fucking processing it into fucking polyester and fucking plastic. Fucking everybody fucking buys every fucking piece of fucking junk to give to their fucking friends and fucking relatives. Fuck, think of the fucking money being fucking made. Fucking people go home and get fucking drunk, go to fucking bed, fuck around for a fucking while, fucking get up and open fucking presents.

   I fucking say, it’s the fucking way to fucking spend an otherwise fucked-up time of the fucking year, with your fucked-up loved ones, in your fucked-up homes, sharing fucking fuck and fucking fuck.

   Everybody, FUCK OFF AND HAVE A FUCKING MERRY FUCKMAS, AND A FUCKING HAPPY NEW FUCKING YEAR!

9. Esther

   20 December, 2005, 11:55 am

   I fucking love nachos. The more cheese, the better.

   Rust, what are you trying to say?:twisted:

10. Bubbles

    20 December, 2005, 12:24 pm

    I’m sensing some hostility here. Remember, it’s a wonderful fucking life.

11. rust

    20 December, 2005, 12:26 pm

    btw, it is fucking nacho cheese, not fucking natcho.

12. Davezilla

    20 December, 2005, 12:50 pm

    Easy, killer. 😈

13. Nikki

    20 December, 2005, 1:52 pm

    Jalapenos, otherwise known as Colon Draino.

14. Spud

    20 December, 2005, 4:30 pm

    Heh! glad some others got it

    I thought my huma was a tuma.

    :boobs:

15. Esther

    20 December, 2005, 5:19 pm

    It’s not a tumah!:limp:

16. Spud

    20 December, 2005, 6:04 pm

    I reckon Rust should be George W’s speech writer.

    Inject that certain jena se’qua to them.

    😛

17. Marcus

    20 December, 2005, 7:03 pm

    Thanks rust for the heads up. I think you need to have a drink or two. Don’t wait until New Year’s Eve. Start early. 😆

18. neil

    20 December, 2005, 9:15 pm

    Both of my cats are nacho freaks. If they hear a bag begin opened they come running and complain until I give them one. Jalapeno-flavoured seems to be a crowd favourite.

    Maybe I’m slowly making my cats sick, but the sound of a cat crunching a nacho is surprisingly entertaining…

19. ariel

    20 December, 2005, 9:28 pm

    best essay ever, thank you davezilla

20. jews for jaysus

    20 December, 2005, 9:30 pm

    Said the Druids to the Christians….

    “It’s nacho holiday!”

21. CroneWynd

    20 December, 2005, 9:47 pm

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Back when I was a fundie-right-wing-extremist Christian, I wouldn’t celebrate Christmas, as it was a pagan holiday.

    Now that I’m a pagan, I am doing Yule, not Christmas, as Christmas is a christian holiday…

    Help, I need medication for the head-spinning.

22. Paige

    20 December, 2005, 10:29 pm

    Rust, do I sense some hostility????? Merry fucking Christmas everyone!!!!!!!!:eek:

23. hippychick

    21 December, 2005, 12:52 am

    nachos with jalapenos…good for ya when your plumbing needs cleaning out…the more peppers the better…burns so good all they way down…and out. :dead:

    Bill O’Rielly is a true fucking prick. I agree with Spud…he should be dubwa’s speech writer.
    Lace..make that an exfoliating taco for his asshole..and tell O’Reilly to leave the pussy to someone who knows how to pet them correctly.

24. Gaby

    21 December, 2005, 4:52 pm

    Nachos, Yumm…:roll:

25. dougieace

    21 December, 2005, 6:03 pm

    nothing like the yule log after nachos

26. ganicutie

    22 December, 2005, 2:19 am

    My cat will beg like a dog for nachos.

    Vote the F*ck Christmas guy for president.

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