No Loittering

1. CroneWynd

   10 April, 2006, 10:56 pm

   Do I have any say in whether I’m going to be “serviced” or not?

2. |nsan|ty

   10 April, 2006, 11:12 pm

   Not sure if ya would wanna be, since they arent giving any clue to what type of service they provide. But.. no shopping cart, no booze, pandering, or loitering.. I am guessin it isnt a male strip club 😉
   ❗

3. optimus

   10 April, 2006, 11:33 pm

   ‘no pandering’, even better.

4. Master Solace

   10 April, 2006, 11:56 pm

   Exactly what kind of service are we talking about here…if it implies what I think it does, then I’m in… 😈

5. family jules

   10 April, 2006, 11:57 pm

   I maintain the right to malfunction after being serviced by you, in broad daylight in front of all your friends, potential clients and parental units.

   And I will loitter all I want to, I paid for the tickets, and if I win said loittery, you will pander to ME.

   Now, in lieu of a shopping cart, where’s my wheelbarrow?

6. Ace

   11 April, 2006, 12:34 am

   But that’s the kind of service you want a shopping cart for! 😈

7. Tina Marie

   11 April, 2006, 12:55 am

   If I can’t loiter, how can I wait around long enough to be ‘serviced’? Believe me, it takes a while to fully service me, that is…if this is a full service station. 😛

8. JFLY

   11 April, 2006, 1:10 am

   LOL Tina Marie…

   I guess we’ll all have to pander elsewhere.

   And I strongly suspect this sign was posted by the same guy who didn’t want trash in the trash room. Wait…isn’t that his Vette in the parking lot? 😛

9. Master Solace

   11 April, 2006, 1:56 am

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   Thank you very much ladies for contributing to the “I Just Spayed My Monitor with the Drink I Had Been Drinking Cause and Foundation” – the I.J.S.M.M.D.I.H.B.D.C.F….at least this time I have to clean up Wild Cherry Pepsi and not Big Red…that is some funny shit…

10. Spud

    11 April, 2006, 2:09 am

    No pandering huh, what kind of service is that then? :wtf:

11. JFLY

    11 April, 2006, 2:39 am

    I’d pass you a paper towel Master Solace, but when I went to the store to buy some they chose not to service me. They accused me of being a loittering alcoholic (yes, 2 T’s….didn’t you read the sign?) and advised me to take my shopping cart and go pander elsewhere. That’s the last time I shop at Wal-Mart! 😐

12. Master Solace

    11 April, 2006, 3:30 am

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    That’s ok jfly, I got the mess taken care of…I’ve got to remember to swallow the drink before I read ANY comments on this site… 😛

13. Master Solace

    11 April, 2006, 3:31 am

    And Dave…you may have the “Samurai Kittens”…but I have the “Ninja Chihuahua”…RIGHT HERE

14. Becky

    11 April, 2006, 4:25 am

    Wow can I work there?…..allways wanted to “refuse service” :dead:

15. Driver

    11 April, 2006, 5:17 am

    It’s eight-track tape day ?, this calls for some Iron Butterfly–Woo Hooo

16. Mandy

    11 April, 2006, 5:34 am

    Reasons why you will get refused service:
    Bad shoes
    Mullet
    You didn’t say the magic word
    Small dangler
    Dark lip liner
    :puke:

17. mitch

    11 April, 2006, 5:43 am

    The Wal-Marting of America continues. I’m thinking that as long as you have all of your teeth and are walking upright, Wal-Mart is mandated to refuse you service. Some great comments..

18. Lung the Younger

    11 April, 2006, 5:50 am

    This wouldn’t happen to be last week’s Live Drive-Thru Crucifixion place would it? It would make so much sense.

19. bhamm

    11 April, 2006, 7:00 am

    Couple of questions:

    1) If I Loiter with two “t”s is that okay? Cause they only say not to do it with one.
    2) No shopping carts, loitering, alcohol, or pandering. Geez, is this a store or a church?
    3) “We Reserve the Right to Service Whomever We Choose”… Why do I get they feeling they’ll service the chick with the nice rack, the guy with a handful of cash, or even the underage kid buying cigarettes (cause he gave them ten bucks), but refuse everyone else?

20. mitch smith

    11 April, 2006, 7:12 am

    Give me time. I’m still trying to come with a way to blame it all on Bush.

21. cbatdux

    11 April, 2006, 7:29 am

    mittch – so dependable – and dang clever.

    JFLY – humor abounds. Glad you did nott bail when we were being ignorantt slobs.

    Yes, I need a lube job and please rottatte my ttires. Nice ttip for you if you ttouch my spark plug.

    I’d like a reservattion to service tthat cutte chick at eightt PM and yes, I will pander tto her shamelessly.

    Tta

22. Francesca

    11 April, 2006, 8:35 am

    don’t walk to close to the door they might decide that they MUST service you, sounds like a cult to me… 😈

23. Sandra Dee

    11 April, 2006, 8:47 am

    So they used the correct form of who/whom, but can’t spell? Awesome.

24. Craig

    11 April, 2006, 9:36 am

    Self service is more reliable. Nobody knows what i like more than me! :wang:

25. Meagan

    11 April, 2006, 10:44 am

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    If that dog weren’t so cute, I’d be scared.

26. JFLY

    11 April, 2006, 11:55 am

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    It would be hysterical if this was posted in a church!

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    …ttoo funny!

27. Infernos

    11 April, 2006, 12:00 pm

    Do I have the right to refuse to be serviced ? I would like to have some say in the matter.

28. Marcus

    11 April, 2006, 12:12 pm

    This is a sign intended to discriminate against the homeless. They match the list pretty well, pandering, shopping carts, and etc. So, my conclusion is the manager is a super asshole :troll:. And should have to live on the street as I did at one point in time. Sorry don’t feel very funny.

    Killer Kittens Kracken. :wtf:

29. Master Solace

    11 April, 2006, 1:00 pm

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    How’s this…this notice has to be Boy George’s handiwork…why in the hell would anyone just cross out the extra “T” instead of printing out a new paper…and…maybe…recycle the other one…just sayin’…

30. Master Solace

    11 April, 2006, 1:01 pm

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    No matter how true that might be, it is still so wrong to hear… 😈

31. Spud

    11 April, 2006, 4:10 pm

    PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT YOU CANNOT
    BRING SHOPPING CARTS INTO THIS
    CHURCH.

    NO LOITTERING
    NO ALCOHOL
    NO PANDERING

    WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SERVICE
    WHOMEVER WE CHOOSE

    GOD

    :geek:

32. brianne

    11 April, 2006, 4:43 pm

    everyone just go over there loiter a little, pander a little, sip your booze while pushing your shopping cart and refuse to let them service you. 😐 😛 but if over there please let me service you 😈 😈

33. brianne

    11 April, 2006, 4:44 pm

    *…………..but if i’m over there…………*

34. Ace

    11 April, 2006, 7:00 pm

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    Man, that’s some good stuff! Wish I had thought of that.
    Although, I don’t know if god would misspell, I thought he was supossed to be perfect. Maybe he lost his dictionary.

35. cbatdux

    11 April, 2006, 7:37 pm

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    Wasn’t it Carly Simon that sang “Nobody does it better”? Now sing the lyrics in your head…ewww.

36. terlmann

    11 April, 2006, 7:42 pm

    naaa.
    This is the handywork of Saint Peter.
    it’s on the door to heaven.
    PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT YOU CANNOT
    BRING SHOPPING CARTS INTO %1%.

    NO LOITTERING
    NO sinning
    NO PANDERING(at the door)

    WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SERVICE
    WHOMEVER WE CHOOSE

    🙂
    Ok,Ok.. I know the jaxtaposition is messy,but still true.
    And,it works for hell too. 😆

37. Master Solace

    11 April, 2006, 8:00 pm

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    Thanks for the song…now my day has been ruined thanks to the combination of the song and the mental image that goes with it…pertaining to the topic…at…uh…hand…see what you made me do… :puke:

38. swade

    11 April, 2006, 9:02 pm

    Um, no pandering – meaning no providing gratification for others’ desires ?
    Yet they reserve the right to service anyone they choose? Isn’t that a bit selfish of them? 😆

39. Master Solace

    11 April, 2006, 9:57 pm

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    That’s how they get you…they can service but you can’t…as long as I get the service, I don’t really care…

40. cbatdux

    11 April, 2006, 10:38 pm

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    I’m there for you. Well, not for THAT…..

41. cbatdux

    11 April, 2006, 10:41 pm

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    Now sing the lyrics to Jackson Browne’s “Rosie you’re all right”. Hmmmm.

42. JFLY

    11 April, 2006, 11:03 pm

    I think the song “I Touch Myself” is more to the point, fellas… 😀

43. Master Solace

    11 April, 2006, 11:51 pm

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    I think you’re on to something there jfly…straight to the point…

44. April

    12 April, 2006, 12:11 am

    Hm. Evidence that I have no life. I just played a session of Samurai Kittens and managed to cause 10 furtalities and get out of it with 5 of my 9 lives still intact.

45. prtyprincess

    12 April, 2006, 4:00 pm

    I love the link of the day!!!!!!!!!!

46. Mandy

    13 April, 2006, 10:18 am

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    I love your icon! :kiss:

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