Asshole defined

1. Kwade

   09 April, 2006, 11:42 pm

   reminds me of the 4 ft. attitude in a hummer I had the mispleasure of meeting the other day :puke:

2. nancy

   10 April, 2006, 12:45 am

   ahhhhhhhhh….the ultimate penis extender!!! :limp:

3. lucky

   10 April, 2006, 1:02 am

   I guess the little boy couldn’t see over the steering wheel of his daddys’ car good enough to park :wtf:

4. jeff

   10 April, 2006, 1:12 am

   If thats a 2000 corvette, then he is a asshole with no imagination for making up vanity plates. :troll:

5. JFLY

   10 April, 2006, 1:20 am

   Here’s an asshole video:

   http://www.filmstripinternational.com/

   It’s what comes up when you Google “asshole”…LOL.

6. Anna

   10 April, 2006, 2:07 am

   You hardly see any Corvettes over here …. so ….. we must not have much assholes. Got lots of penis extensions though (of the Italian or German kind).

7. Lung the Younger

   10 April, 2006, 2:11 am

   Not to worry. I’m sure his fourth wife will change the plates after the divorce.

8. jwalkingthunder

   10 April, 2006, 3:09 am

   :geek:

9. jwalkingthunder

   10 April, 2006, 3:11 am

   [Comment ID #41938 will be quoted here]
   AND IF A POOR BOY PARKED HID TRUCK LIKE THAT THEY WOULD TOW IT
   🙁

10. jwalkingthunder

    10 April, 2006, 3:14 am

    *
    HIS TRUCK

11. Coleman

    10 April, 2006, 3:50 am

    hey i think i have seen that car before… it was being towed down the street, although this picture doesnt show you the huge key scrape marks on the side. 👿

12. Spud

    10 April, 2006, 4:37 am

    The concept of parking in the alloted space seems to have escaped this dudette.

    As do a lot of things more than likely.

    :geek:

13. Becky

    10 April, 2006, 4:47 am

    Well that piece of crap Chevy wouldn’t turn my head……I’d prefer an old fashion ’74 Roadrunner!……..Go Mopar! 😛

14. mitch

    10 April, 2006, 4:50 am

    Amen, Dave. It’s amazing how our vehicles define us. This guy is a certified asshole.

15. Tara

    10 April, 2006, 4:57 am

    I used to babysit for a man who fitted this description perfectly. He was a single father, and his cologne was so strong that it used to make me want to throw up.

16. Amanda B.

    10 April, 2006, 5:17 am

    I think there’s enough room for me to fit my car in next to his. 😈

17. Simon7

    10 April, 2006, 5:25 am

    Hey! That’s my car!

18. Skipperobi

    10 April, 2006, 5:38 am

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    that was absolutly perfect.coludn’t have said it better

19. Mandy

    10 April, 2006, 5:45 am

    Dave you forgot:
    1. “Accidentally” forgets his wallet on the date
    2. Asks if I’m wearing :undies: 15 minutes into the date
    3. Brags about his ex-wife’s :boob::boob: job that he paid for

20. Marcus

    10 April, 2006, 5:50 am

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    Loved the lyrics.

    Now, let’s see if we are missing any asshole traits.

    1. Extra Large Condoms in the glove compartment.
    2.Top Gun, Journey, or Andrew Dice Clay CD
    3. Naked Lady plate on front of the car.
    4. Blue tooth in his ear. All the time.
    :troll: :troll: :troll: :geek: :geek: :troll:

21. cbatdux

    10 April, 2006, 7:58 am

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    definite “mitch” material. Will be buying the CD.

22. Meagan

    10 April, 2006, 8:41 am

    I think that car’s been seen driving around the all-girls high school a number of times. And the mall. :puke:

    Pervert.

23. Da Popster

    10 April, 2006, 9:12 am

    Ahhhhhhhh, more money, testosterone ( ? ), etc than brains but then we know what they don’t. :limp: :dead: ❓

24. Ron

    10 April, 2006, 10:28 am

    I hope that a large bird with a bad case of the sh*ts targets his car. 👿

25. Ron

    10 April, 2006, 10:33 am

    Not that I’m sticking up for this idiot, but it looks like the idiot who parked the blue cavalier is damned near double parked too. :troll:

26. Bjorn Freeh

    10 April, 2006, 10:35 am

    “Today they hold the power and the money and the guns”
    ~ from Kris Kristofferson’s “Don’t Let the Bastards Get You Down”

    Apparently, they also hold two parking spaces…

27. Pappy

    10 April, 2006, 10:35 am

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    Amen. Or some little old grandma slams into the car. 😆

28. Dennis Bookhart

    10 April, 2006, 10:40 am

    Asshole defined: George Bush

29. cbatdux

    10 April, 2006, 10:53 am

    I recognize that car! It belongs to the VP of marketing for Breyer’s Ice Cream. He is parked right outside the local Catholic girls middle school.

30. Infernos

    10 April, 2006, 11:27 am

    I call that S.C.L.D.S.

    Sports
    Car
    Little
    Dick
    Syndrome

    Works for big trucks as well.

31. tenderflower

    10 April, 2006, 11:41 am

    JFLY that was priceless.

    Penis extender? More like Penis replacer.

32. mitch smith

    10 April, 2006, 12:05 pm

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    You’re right!!! I loved the video. Truth will prevail.

33. scamper95

    10 April, 2006, 12:35 pm

    Driver must be a retard to own a vette, most know mustangs are better. Also the handicapped spaces must have been full. His pic should be in the video.

34. franklito

    10 April, 2006, 1:32 pm

    it depends on the neighborhood but ill double park my custom porsche anyday, and my license plate says, m0v30vr

35. franklito

    10 April, 2006, 1:59 pm

    oh im only an asshole to :limp:heads, and beatches. but everyone else is cool wit me.

36. Beaner

    10 April, 2006, 2:43 pm

    bets on whether or not this guy has ever been married? 😕

37. Beaner

    10 April, 2006, 2:44 pm

    of course the only type of chic that would marry him would be a cold, money sucking parasite!

38. Bjorn Freeh

    10 April, 2006, 2:53 pm

    Why does everyone assume the owner of the Vette is a guy? I know a few women who park their Hummers, Jeeps and Volvos that way.

    Are only men allowed to be pulsating sphincters?

39. joeho

    10 April, 2006, 3:26 pm

    i enjoy finding cars parked like this – i park so close to them on the drives side the door cannot be opened 😆

40. terlmann

    10 April, 2006, 3:31 pm

    😳 :wtf:

41. Other April

    10 April, 2006, 3:35 pm

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    I’m also allowed to be pulsating sphincters…on the weekends.

42. brianne

    10 April, 2006, 3:40 pm

    heyy!! That looks just like my ex boyfriends car………………. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

43. Master Solace

    10 April, 2006, 5:50 pm

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    That is a link to a masterpiece…very good find, jfly…

44. Anita Mann-Badley

    10 April, 2006, 6:46 pm

    I knew that Lionel Richey was a Commodore… when did Perry Day join the group?

45. Driver

    10 April, 2006, 7:05 pm

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    joeho
    To right and its even more fun to watch from a short distance as they come out to leave , they have a hissy fit because they have to climb through the passenger side . I think if you have an exspensive car and your worried about it getting scratched in a parking lot park out at the empty end of the lot and walk a bit .

46. laceylegacey

    10 April, 2006, 7:09 pm

    jfly that was the best part of my day. I thank you. 😆 😆 😆

47. anglici

    10 April, 2006, 7:31 pm

    gee all we need in that pic is a TN tag and a comb over(or a mullet) and we would have my mom’s neighbor ❓

48. JFLY

    10 April, 2006, 7:43 pm

    It’s Dennis Leary’s car! Check out his song “I’m an asshole”…

    http://www.milkandcookies.com/article/3123

49. Master Solace

    10 April, 2006, 9:32 pm

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    I have Dennis Leary’s song on my PC & MP3 Player but i’ve never seen the video for it…thank you again, jfly

50. JFLY

    10 April, 2006, 10:36 pm

    You’re all welcome, guys…glad you enjoyed the links!

51. |san|ty

    10 April, 2006, 11:09 pm

    Its alot more fun when you see penis challenged guys car parked like that, call a local friend up andone of you park on each side…. so he has to crawl over it… or thru the rear row seat trunk hatch to get in. Just be sure that you sit some where close enough to be able to watch, and actually HEAR them scream, and come up with new curse words and names you have never heard of 🙂 :troll: Its very cheap entertainment. And Dennis Leary ROCKS!

52. family jules

    10 April, 2006, 11:49 pm

    One moment of connsumate pride:

    Today I was at a stoplight minding my own business when a junior asshole in a diesel doublewide king cab truck rumbles up beside me, revving his engine and drowning out my Gordon Lightfoot CD.

    You will all be happy to know that he got his ass handed to him by a 46 year-old woman in a minivan (I was at the next stop light before he jacked it into gear and out of the intersection.) It’s not what’s under the hood, but what’s behind the wheel, baby.

53. Spud

    11 April, 2006, 2:11 am

    Nice visual Jules… 😈

54. Meagan

    11 April, 2006, 10:58 am

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    Anna Nicole Smith?

    :boob: :boob:

55. Nikki

    11 April, 2006, 12:57 pm

    He ran over that poor bunny. ❓

56. brianne

    12 April, 2006, 1:21 pm

    anna nichole smith’s how self probably would go for an asshole like that

57. Mandy

    13 April, 2006, 6:59 am

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    Poor bunny! ❓

58. IamCuriousPlaid

    13 April, 2006, 10:56 am

    You know he’s packing 3 solid inches of manfury. :limp:

59. Anton

    13 April, 2006, 4:07 pm

    You should post this picture on the asshat group on Flickr 😈
    http://flickr.com/groups/asshat/

60. Master Solace

    14 April, 2006, 1:00 am

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    And I thought I was the only one who took pride in beating the hell out of little punks…good job there Jules… 😈

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