No Loittering

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46 responses to “No Loittering”

1. 

   10 April, 2006

   CroneWynd

   Do I have any say in whether I’m going to be “serviced” or not?

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   10 April, 2006

   |nsan|ty

   Not sure if ya would wanna be, since they arent giving any clue to what type of service they provide. But.. no shopping cart, no booze, pandering, or loitering.. I am guessin it isnt a male strip club 😉
   ❗

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3. 

   10 April, 2006

   optimus

   ‘no pandering’, even better.

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4. 

   10 April, 2006

   Master Solace

   Exactly what kind of service are we talking about here…if it implies what I think it does, then I’m in… 😈

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5. 

   10 April, 2006

   family jules

   I maintain the right to malfunction after being serviced by you, in broad daylight in front of all your friends, potential clients and parental units.

   And I will loitter all I want to, I paid for the tickets, and if I win said loittery, you will pander to ME.

   Now, in lieu of a shopping cart, where’s my wheelbarrow?

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6. 

   11 April, 2006

   Ace

   But that’s the kind of service you want a shopping cart for! 😈

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   11 April, 2006

   Tina Marie

   If I can’t loiter, how can I wait around long enough to be ‘serviced’? Believe me, it takes a while to fully service me, that is…if this is a full service station. 😛

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8. 

   11 April, 2006

   JFLY

   LOL Tina Marie…

   I guess we’ll all have to pander elsewhere.

   And I strongly suspect this sign was posted by the same guy who didn’t want trash in the trash room. Wait…isn’t that his Vette in the parking lot? 😛

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9. 

   11 April, 2006

   Master Solace

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   Thank you very much ladies for contributing to the “I Just Spayed My Monitor with the Drink I Had Been Drinking Cause and Foundation” – the I.J.S.M.M.D.I.H.B.D.C.F….at least this time I have to clean up Wild Cherry Pepsi and not Big Red…that is some funny shit…

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10. 

    11 April, 2006

    Spud

    No pandering huh, what kind of service is that then? :wtf:

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11. 

    11 April, 2006

    JFLY

    I’d pass you a paper towel Master Solace, but when I went to the store to buy some they chose not to service me. They accused me of being a loittering alcoholic (yes, 2 T’s….didn’t you read the sign?) and advised me to take my shopping cart and go pander elsewhere. That’s the last time I shop at Wal-Mart! 😐

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12. 

    11 April, 2006

    Master Solace

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    That’s ok jfly, I got the mess taken care of…I’ve got to remember to swallow the drink before I read ANY comments on this site… 😛

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13. 

    11 April, 2006

    Master Solace

    And Dave…you may have the “Samurai Kittens”…but I have the “Ninja Chihuahua”…RIGHT HERE

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14. 

    11 April, 2006

    Becky

    Wow can I work there?…..allways wanted to “refuse service” :dead:

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15. 

    11 April, 2006

    Driver

    It’s eight-track tape day ?, this calls for some Iron Butterfly–Woo Hooo

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16. 

    11 April, 2006

    Mandy

    Reasons why you will get refused service:
    Bad shoes
    Mullet
    You didn’t say the magic word
    Small dangler
    Dark lip liner
    :puke:

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17. 

    11 April, 2006

    mitch

    The Wal-Marting of America continues. I’m thinking that as long as you have all of your teeth and are walking upright, Wal-Mart is mandated to refuse you service. Some great comments..

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18. 

    11 April, 2006

    Lung the Younger

    This wouldn’t happen to be last week’s Live Drive-Thru Crucifixion place would it? It would make so much sense.

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19. 

    11 April, 2006

    bhamm

    Couple of questions:

    1) If I Loiter with two “t”s is that okay? Cause they only say not to do it with one.
    2) No shopping carts, loitering, alcohol, or pandering. Geez, is this a store or a church?
    3) “We Reserve the Right to Service Whomever We Choose”… Why do I get they feeling they’ll service the chick with the nice rack, the guy with a handful of cash, or even the underage kid buying cigarettes (cause he gave them ten bucks), but refuse everyone else?

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20. 

    11 April, 2006

    mitch smith

    Give me time. I’m still trying to come with a way to blame it all on Bush.

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21. 

    11 April, 2006

    cbatdux

    mittch – so dependable – and dang clever.

    JFLY – humor abounds. Glad you did nott bail when we were being ignorantt slobs.

    Yes, I need a lube job and please rottatte my ttires. Nice ttip for you if you ttouch my spark plug.

    I’d like a reservattion to service tthat cutte chick at eightt PM and yes, I will pander tto her shamelessly.

    Tta

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22. 

    11 April, 2006

    Francesca

    don’t walk to close to the door they might decide that they MUST service you, sounds like a cult to me… 😈

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23. 

    11 April, 2006

    Sandra Dee

    So they used the correct form of who/whom, but can’t spell? Awesome.

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24. 

    11 April, 2006

    Craig

    Self service is more reliable. Nobody knows what i like more than me! :wang:

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25. 

    11 April, 2006

    Meagan

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    If that dog weren’t so cute, I’d be scared.

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26. 

    11 April, 2006

    JFLY

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    It would be hysterical if this was posted in a church!

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    …ttoo funny!

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27. 

    11 April, 2006

    Infernos

    Do I have the right to refuse to be serviced ? I would like to have some say in the matter.

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28. 

    11 April, 2006

    Marcus

    This is a sign intended to discriminate against the homeless. They match the list pretty well, pandering, shopping carts, and etc. So, my conclusion is the manager is a super asshole :troll:. And should have to live on the street as I did at one point in time. Sorry don’t feel very funny.

    Killer Kittens Kracken. :wtf:

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29. 

    11 April, 2006

    Master Solace

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    How’s this…this notice has to be Boy George’s handiwork…why in the hell would anyone just cross out the extra “T” instead of printing out a new paper…and…maybe…recycle the other one…just sayin’…

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30. 

    11 April, 2006

    Master Solace

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    No matter how true that might be, it is still so wrong to hear… 😈

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31. 

    11 April, 2006

    Spud

    PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT YOU CANNOT
    BRING SHOPPING CARTS INTO THIS
    CHURCH.

    NO LOITTERING
    NO ALCOHOL
    NO PANDERING

    WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SERVICE
    WHOMEVER WE CHOOSE

    GOD

    :geek:

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32. 

    11 April, 2006

    brianne

    everyone just go over there loiter a little, pander a little, sip your booze while pushing your shopping cart and refuse to let them service you. 😐 😛 but if over there please let me service you 😈 😈

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33. 

    11 April, 2006

    brianne

    *…………..but if i’m over there…………*

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34. 

    11 April, 2006

    Ace

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    Man, that’s some good stuff! Wish I had thought of that.
    Although, I don’t know if god would misspell, I thought he was supossed to be perfect. Maybe he lost his dictionary.

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35. 

    11 April, 2006

    cbatdux

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    Wasn’t it Carly Simon that sang “Nobody does it better”? Now sing the lyrics in your head…ewww.

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36. 

    11 April, 2006

    terlmann

    naaa.
    This is the handywork of Saint Peter.
    it’s on the door to heaven.
    PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT YOU CANNOT
    BRING SHOPPING CARTS INTO %1%.

    NO LOITTERING
    NO sinning
    NO PANDERING(at the door)

    WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SERVICE
    WHOMEVER WE CHOOSE

    🙂
    Ok,Ok.. I know the jaxtaposition is messy,but still true.
    And,it works for hell too. 😆

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37. 

    11 April, 2006

    Master Solace

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    Thanks for the song…now my day has been ruined thanks to the combination of the song and the mental image that goes with it…pertaining to the topic…at…uh…hand…see what you made me do… :puke:

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38. 

    11 April, 2006

    swade

    Um, no pandering – meaning no providing gratification for others’ desires ?
    Yet they reserve the right to service anyone they choose? Isn’t that a bit selfish of them? 😆

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39. 

    11 April, 2006

    Master Solace

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    That’s how they get you…they can service but you can’t…as long as I get the service, I don’t really care…

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40. 

    11 April, 2006

    cbatdux

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    I’m there for you. Well, not for THAT…..

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41. 

    11 April, 2006

    cbatdux

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    Now sing the lyrics to Jackson Browne’s “Rosie you’re all right”. Hmmmm.

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42. 

    11 April, 2006

    JFLY

    I think the song “I Touch Myself” is more to the point, fellas… 😀

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43. 

    11 April, 2006

    Master Solace

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    I think you’re on to something there jfly…straight to the point…

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44. 

    12 April, 2006

    April

    Hm. Evidence that I have no life. I just played a session of Samurai Kittens and managed to cause 10 furtalities and get out of it with 5 of my 9 lives still intact.

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45. 

    12 April, 2006

    prtyprincess

    I love the link of the day!!!!!!!!!!

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46. 

    13 April, 2006

    Mandy

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    I love your icon! :kiss:

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