Kids these days

Kids these days


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32 responses to “Kids these days”

  1. Bear Avatar
    Bear

    funny as it may be…this is truley a sad picture

  2. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    Charley’s Angles the early years.

  3. nina Avatar
    nina

    Wow. Once again WOW. I mean wouldn’t lojacking your kids be better then allowing a soon to be really hormonal teenagers to have guns.

  4. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Zilla Girls: Cute, but deadly!!

  5. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    get them early… get them cheap.

  6. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Looking at this photo I canโ€™t help but think upon the inequalities and cruel injustices in todayโ€™s world. I lament when I think of all those poor, poor child soldiers in third world who could never afford the seriously cool fucking hardware that these girls are packing.

  7. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Texas home schooling?
    The GunPowderPuff Girls?
    My Little Uzi?
    Bananarambo?
    The Mickey Mauser Club?
    Grand Theft Tricycle?
    Dakota Fanningโ€™s personal security detail?
    Doggie Day Afternoon?
    โ€œWe ainโ€™t gonna say โ€˜trick or treatโ€™ twice, capiceโ€™?
    and finally
    Louisiana pupils preparing for President Obamaโ€™s next visit to their elementary school?

  8. StevieC Avatar

    Uncle Charlie’s Trailer Park Angels

  9. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Too funny Mr Lung, too funny by half. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€

    – Girlz Club –

    ** Checklist **
    Pajamas
    Uzi 9mm
    Hair straightener
    M16
    Scrunchies
    Pump action shotgun
    Bangles

    **end*

  10. kheas Avatar
    kheas

    guns don’t kill people, adolescent girls with guns do…

  11. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Friggin’ lovely at another point in time this would be “cute”, these days it’s not ….. ( where’s that barf icon when you need it ? )

  12. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    as lux interior would say, bless his twisted dead soul in hell, “the only thing missing are the bikinis”. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  13. AnnieB Avatar

    Family Values just aren’t what they used to be these days… ๐Ÿ’ก

  14. Scamper Avatar
    Scamper

    The law enforcement in this country is so poor kids have taken to bare arms for protection. And they work cheap.

  15. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Better than calling 911 and hoping the cops show up in time…

  16. james Avatar
    james

    This is not unusual, or new:

    Kids bringing guns to the Zoo

  17. Bec Avatar
    Bec

    ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Joining the next hunting club?

  18. Lambchopper Avatar
    Lambchopper

    If you think they’re dangerous now, wait until they get their first period!

  19. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    and the Tamils thought they had the market cornered on child soldiers
    Daddy grounded them…. this is their reply

  20. Meagan Avatar

    “Just get us a pony and no one gets hurt.” ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  21. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be terrorists.
    ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜›

  22. Cornbot Avatar
    Cornbot

    Raising daughters in Detroit

  23. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Three West Virginia brides go hunting for husbands…

  24. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”627639″]Raising daughters in Detroit[/quote]
    Reminds me of a joke I saw on Facebook.

    An optimist says the glass is 1/2 full.
    A pessimist says the glass is 1/2 empty.
    A Detroiter says the glass is a lethal weapon.

  25. Margaret Avatar
    Margaret

    The parents couldn’t afford curtains for the windows because they spent all the money on the ‘intruder calibrators.’ It’s about priorities, people!!!

  26. Sherri Avatar
    Sherri

    Unfortunately this could be what it takes to keep our children safe ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

  27. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    Charlton Heston’s grandkids…..

  28. AnnieB Avatar

    And the question is… ๐Ÿ˜ฏ IS FRIDAY’S QUESTION? ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ˜›

  29. rabbit Avatar
    rabbit

    Very effective way to keep the boys away. But the girls could go to jail. My way works better. My daughters had high-voltage chastity belts. No means no, but nothing says no like 50,000 volts. After that ,the only dicharge a boy would have was the shit in his pants.

  30. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Dave- dude, you okay? haven’t heard from you in awhile. โ“

  31. TheManiac Avatar
    TheManiac

    Automatic weapons are OK but don’t smoke pot girls. ๐Ÿ˜

  32. ShiftyTim Avatar
    ShiftyTim

    Only in America. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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